spain 

The big ass country next to portugal

person 1:where are you from?
person2: spain
person1: you mean the big ass country next to portugal?
person2: *click* *bang* *thud*

spain by octet January 16, 2005

spain 

One of the "neutral" countries in WW2 that greatly liked the Axis powers. Why wouldn't they, the Nazis and Italians helped the Nationalist side(who ended up winning) during their Spanish Civil War.

Spain got pwnzed by Portugal!

spain by Elitist February 29, 2004

spain 

Noisy, shallow, cocaine-addicted country in southwestern Europe inhabited by 41 million people with nothing to do but bitch and moan. Spaniards smoke EVERYWHERE, litter beaches with take-out trash and bottle, and remain friends as long as the good times last.

Spain is a third-world country with a first-world taste in everything

spain by D. R. M. October 2, 2007

Spain 

You usualy remember Spain when you talk about Portugal. It's the country that is attached to Portugal, but it wasn't meant to be it's just there by error.

- I went to Portugal, It was so great!!
- WOW! I wish! but did you visit Spain
- What?
- Spain, The big thing next to Portugal i think..
- Oh.. I heard about it. No I didn't it was just not meant to be.

Spain by matheww March 22, 2005

spain 

A mess between Portugal and Catalunya. You can only enjoy it really drunk, then you puke on the streets, get a huge hang over, come back and, hopefully, you won't remember anything.

1. In Spain drinking outdoor (botellón) was forbidden. The country is now up to disappear.

spain by bambamluckyluke February 21, 2007

Spain 

Spain, 3rd world country next to 1st world country Portugal. Spain is usually cofused with other countries.

- Do you know Spain?
- Erm.. Tacos?
- No, Tacos are from Mexico.
- Oh, so I don't..
- Haa forget it!

Spain by gOx March 23, 2005

Spain 

Spain is the best place in the world.
The music is fantastic, the people are wonderful, the food is delicious, the beaches are beautiful, etc. and NO Spain is not in South America, it is in a beautiful continent called Europe, are we the ass of Europe? Yes, do we care? no.
Spain is a wonderful place that is worth visiting, the Spanish ppl have survived the Franco era very well and we have managed to return to normality very quickly.
Good things:
Beer is cheap and good
People are very easygoing
The beaches are incredible
The historic centers are beautiful
The food is delicious
Bad things:
THERE IS NOTHING BAD IN SPAIN

guy 1: spain is terrible
guy 2 (he's spanish): shoots himself

Spain by The best bitch in this planet September 26, 2020