Guy#1Oh no I just got pregnant. This is all Satan's fault.
Guy#2 No, no , don't blame Satan. Blame RUTHERFORD B HAYES!
Guy#2 No, no , don't blame Satan. Blame RUTHERFORD B HAYES!
by Bates^10 April 30, 2006
Selfish. Raised as an only child who is incapable of love. Cannot taste many foods. Only eats deviled eggs and mashed potatoes. Drinks alcohol like water. Slobbers when drunk.
Gabriel Rutherford was so unpleasant to live with, that his own cat couldn’t stand him. His own cat decided to jump off the balcony of his 7th story apartment. The cat was extremely upset when it woke up, and it was still alive- at the veterinary clinic.
by Socialjustice101 November 23, 2021
by itsflo April 18, 2020
Oh man, once she got the dentures out things got hot n heavy and I went straight Lumpy Rutherford on the old girl.
by mmalcontent November 12, 2023
A Respectable, but seldom remembered President. Hayes’s presidency is often blamed for ending reconstruction by a “corrupt bargain”, but despite popular belief, by this point in history Reconstruction was disliked by the American public. Due to these circumstances no matter who won the election of 1876, Whether that be the Progressive Republican candidate, or the Conservative Democratic candidate (this was before the party switch, before the 60’s democrats were largely conservative), Reconstruction would have ended regardless. Another thing of note is that the corrupt bargain that his critics mention had no historical written records, and seems to mostly be based on hearsay.
Person 1: man I cant believe Rutherford B. Hayes cheated to win the election of 1876.
Person 2: erhm, ACKCHYUALLY theres no record of the Compromise of 1877 ever happening!
Person 1: holy shit, fuck off you are so annoying. Why is this even on urban dictionary?
Person 2: erhm, ACKCHYUALLY theres no record of the Compromise of 1877 ever happening!
Person 1: holy shit, fuck off you are so annoying. Why is this even on urban dictionary?
by UrbanDictionaryHistorian1870 May 27, 2024
Ernest Rutherford is the man depicted on New Zealand's highest denomination bill, $100. Its mean if you have sweaty handful of them
by Stacksofrutherfords May 14, 2024
Dumb ass , with big ass dick that will penetrate in every pore and will cripple you after every go round.
by Deavyn2917 October 28, 2019