Rufus

The 13th Apostle left out of the bible for being a black man.
Why was i left out of the bible? BECAUSE I'M BLACK! All the other 12 white boys got in.
by RP July 07, 2004
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Rufus

A wonderful amazing person who can reach whatever they want to and expects much less of themselves then people expect
Omg Rufus is so cute
by Lovely life urban January 13, 2019
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A big ginger man with the body of a goddess, that sentences turn into machine gun bursts, while his smell detores all unworthy people, the worthy enjoy his precious company.
Hot girl 1: that guy over there is such a Rufus

Hot girl 2: look how his hair shines in the sun light.
Hot girl 1: I'm totally gonna suck him off.
by Maxtotal October 03, 2020
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Rufus

A god among men, descendant of the god of war Ares

those named Rufus are often amongst the most handsome people in the world who are naturally gifted warriors, and love makers
"Rufus was the best lover i have ever had"
"Rufus was the most feared warrior among his soldiers, he showed no mercy and took no prisoners"
by johnversace October 17, 2018
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Rufus

A cigarette created from the tobacco retrieved from cigarette butts.

Typically handrolled, these are often created from the desperation of a smoker without his fix.
I'm out of smokes, shit... Better go roll a rufus.
by Primordeal November 16, 2009
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Rufus, A super handsome human being with an enourmous dick. When looking at a Rufus your urethra will implode. His rock hard body will make anyone fall in love with him. Man or Woman.

Rufus radiates masculine power and his extraordinarily large veins has more testosterone flowing trough them than blood. If you walk behind a Rufus then you will pass out from the blinding light comming from his huge ass. If you spen one hour alone with a Rufus then there is a 100% chance of mindblowing sex.
Dumbass: Who is that sexy boy over there, Headass: That is Rufus you fucking dumbass
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Rufus

To down an alchoholic drink that doesn't belong to you, leaving nothing for anyone else.
"I looked away for one second, and someone pulled a rufus on me!"

"Jane put her drink down on the table for a moment, and Jill rufus'd it."
by Luke CTJ April 13, 2008
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