Ruck Or Fuck

The tense game played by couples who have been together long enough to feel true rage. You'd think that "fuck" would always be the chosen option, but sometimes bringing someone else to tears is more sastisfying than orgasm.

Stress is building, and you're pretty sure it's all down to your significant other. They are looking at you as if they want to see you disembowelled. From this point in, it's simple. You're either going to tear strips off each other and compete over who can shout the loudest, and who can dig up the most dirt to sling at the other- ie "Ruck", or you're going to lunge for each other and tear off each others clothes and shag like the world is about to end- ie "Fuck"

Ruck or Fuck, amigo. You decide.

"He'd come home drunk, because he said I was doing his head in, and then he started yelling at me for giving him "evils" and speaking to me like I was a kid....it was ruck or fuck, mate"

"And? Which one was it?"

"Ruck!! There's no way I'm letting him speak to me like that!"

"Bad choice. I'd have chosen fuck.....always choose fuck!"

by MagickDio April 2, 2010

Ruck Fucker

Someone who is too ruckussy for their own good

Lucas over here keeps asking to fuck my mom, he's such a Ruck Fucker

by LucStuff March 7, 2023

ruck sack

when two guys are fucking one girl in the same hole with there dicks touching.

T and I were giving this woman the ruck sack when T look up and said he likes it when are dicks touch and that we should try another hole to see if it was as good.

by Tim Ru June 16, 2008

ruck fuckers

A group of women who either sleep or have a relationship with a single rugby team.

Those sorority girls are a group of ruck fuckers.

by Rugbylady7 January 30, 2014

ruck sack

when two guys are fucking one girl in the same hole with there dicks touching.

T and I were giving this woman the ruck sack when T look up and said he likes it when are dicks touch and that we should try another hole to see if it was as good.

by Tim Ru June 15, 2008

ruck singing

Any noise that is beyond unbearable.

Zachary: "Hey, man, did you hear the sound that that cat made when you sliced off it's tail with a zigsaw?!?"
Andrw: "Yeah, it was ruck singing up until the point that it bled out."

by Andrw37 January 29, 2008

Ruck’d

Someone who is Ruck’d is someone who, at birth, rolled only 1s when choosing his stats, usually balding at an early age, incapable of attracting a partner, and a distinctly weak choice in “quirky” fashion as well as a beard similar to that of an Amish man

Oi mate, you’re fit makes you look ruck’d

by Kan-Ye-Noot August 2, 2021