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drop the hair routine 

this phrase is used when someone thinks you have nice or cool hair. usually used with hockey players and baseball players.
Girl: "drop the hair routine!!"

Boy: "aye! thank you!"

routine rut

I'm in such a routine rut. Work, sleep, work sleep. It's just same shit, different day.
routine rut by doyleem2 May 12, 2011
1. a set of predefined actions.
2. a lesser part of a great programming whole. syn. subroutine
1. He went through his routine every morning.
2. The routine was set, and the program needed to be tested.
routine by Master Quark March 28, 2005
to leave a place and travel to another one, typically by using public transport.
adam: i'm routing rn
routing by dankk4 April 20, 2018

teenage routine 

generally made up of...

waking up 3-5 hours after everyone else
taking a shower
eating a hefty breakfest
masterbate
eat lunch
go outside and be active
masterbate
eat dinner
watch TV
masterbate
sleep
"Jefferys teenage routine often consisted of him jacking off before bedtime"
teenage routine by DoctorKoles August 10, 2009

Bowel Routing 

When you start out on a run and realize that you're gonna have to change your route as soon as possible to include a stop by a public bathroom.
"Where'd you go? I totally lost you on that run."
"Dude. I totally had to bowel route."
"Ooooh. Yeah. Bowel routing is the worst."