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Rowing the Trench

A sex act performed by two persons, in which a male participant rubs their erect penis back and forth along their partner's intergluteal cleft (ass crack). In the midst of passionately hotdogging, the couple link arms at the elbow, using them as leverage to 'row the trench'.
Man, Steve really chafed my stink star while we were rowing the trench.

It's important to properly lube the glute luge before rowing the trench.
by Detective Dick Jiggles June 19, 2022
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Rowing

No timeouts...
No halftime...
Just 2000 meters of adrenaline pumping,
lung busting, pain.
I saw that on a rowing t-shirt
by Sparkae January 3, 2017
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Star Rowing Club

The Uk's premier centre for rowing and sculling, located on The River Great Ouse, Bedford. No other club can live with the sheer talent, brilliance or attractiveness of the club's crews, especially the the junior boys squad. Neighbours, Bedford Modern School and Bedford RC are said to literally shit themselves in sheer terror whenever confronted with a noble Star Club Warrior and local girls schools Dame Alice and BHS can only dream of getting within 10 feet of them! Star Club icons include Giggs, Tempah T and The Dawgz.
Star Rowing Club Member: "Just pulled a 6.00 2k"
Fellow Star Rowing Club Member: "Standard really!"

Rower: "I hear we're racing Star Rowing Club!"
2nd Rower: "Might as well not show up :("
by mujhabar December 30, 2010
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Rotting Christ

A Greek black metal band. Does it honsetly matter whether they are "true" or not? It's a band making its own music, that's it. The same goes for everything else extreme closed-minded philistines don't like purely based on popularity reasons instead of the music itself.

Yes, Norway probably did invent the genre, but in the same way that the UK invented the telephone, it can be made in other countries just as well, sometimes better. My phone's Japanese, for example, although Alex Bell invented the first one.
Rotting Christ is a rather good Greek black metal band.
by Amoxcillin 750mg October 29, 2006
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Rowing

Hopeless process of destroying one's self in an attempt to move a Buoyancy - Operated - Aquatic - Transport mechanism, a.k.a. 'boat'. This futile act of throwing one's body limply against a long, plastic - and - wood (or metal) stick (also known as an 'oar') and thrashing one's arms about caused much pain and distress in the High Middle Ages, or around the 12th or 13th century, when many were expected to actually succeed at doing this on the trade vessels that were in fashion at the time.

Modern futility experts estimate that the people who continue to practice of this exercise will eventually die out due to natural selection and lack of reproductive ability.
Example of a rowing - related exclamation:
"Rowing practice; shit!"
by Xethro Gensh June 19, 2015
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lightweight womens rowing

Hey, how about that novice lightweight womens rowing coxed pair with the 15 minute 2k? Never heard of them? That's because they don't actually matter.
by crew234567890987654321 December 14, 2010
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Rotting

To be really lazy and sit around on your ass watching movies or doing nothing.
I was rotting so hard yesterday! So many things I should have done but I just watched Pauly Shore movies all day.
by Rott March 30, 2009
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