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What do roscoes dream of when they take their little puppie snooze, do they dream of Dream bones or little squirrels in their little squirrel suits. Don’t you worry your pretty spotted head we’re gonna get you back to daddy and to your little wooden bed. Then we’re gonna find our best friend Remi, then we’re gonna give her a best friend hug. But if she’s been murdered by little fly slayers, well then she’s poop outta luck.
Roscoe the almighty puppy.
Roscoe by Emmygirl400 April 16, 2019
To do a “Roscoe” is to organise something and then bail on it.
Can’t believe he has done a Roscoe again!
Roscoe by Lads of bayside November 26, 2020
To organise an event and then Bail on it with a shit excuse.
Oh no, he’s done a Roscoe.

The bloke has Roscoe’d us again!
Roscoe by Lads of bayside November 26, 2020
Roscoe by Roscoe_is_me November 21, 2021
That celeb is almost as good as Roscoe
Roscoe by Yourmumm November 26, 2021
Big… no HUGE dick bigger than anyones Roscoe’s are so fucking hot all the girls want him

One time my boy Roscoe gave me a pop tart in 2nd grade.
Guy 1: yo have you seen Roscoe?
Guy 2: yeah he’s in the bedroom with 2 women
*hears clapping noises and loud moaning*
Guy 1: ….my boy Roscoe!
Roscoe by Big dick hamster November 14, 2022