Rolling Stone

A horrible corporate ad-fuck of a magazine that has reviewers who know almost nothing about music. While sometimes they will give high ratings to albums that are worthy, they are often afraid to give shitty pop and pop-punk (Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan etc...) anything under 2 or 3 stars. WTF is that?!?! Not to mention all the crappy rap that they have the nerve to call "art" (not all rap is bad but you wouldn't know that from their reviews) They also take an MTV-esque whiny liberal stance in their politics section (I myself am a strong liberal but I find their articles extremely biased playing into Hollywood style "limousine liberalism")

In the end their just another glorifier (along with radio, the RIAA and MTV) of bad music in America.

Do yourself a favor and support Indie artists and those with actual talent, not top 40 pop/pop-puck/emo/rap songs.
I will say some Rolling Stone's music reviews are unbiased and dead-on, however the majority are complete bullshit.
by Aaron O. September 16, 2005
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One of the worst magazines I've seen yet. Laughable content includes "Top 100 Guitarists ever" or, even worst, "Top 100 bands ever". Rather than base it on skill/performance/ect, Rolling Stone thought it would be much better to simply list every popular band from the 70s and earlier.
Rolling Stone editor> top 100 bands ever... ok ummm... the beatles... umm... the beatles... uhhhh... oh, and like, that band that did the song "stairway to heaven" or something. guys I don't know any other bands

Rolling Stone editor 2> dude, just put the beatles down
by GOERNR May 12, 2006
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Rolling Stones

If you like the Beatles, then you'll love The Rolling Stones.
by ColTim August 05, 2004
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Rolling Stoned

Under the influence of marijuana and ecstasy.When you are smoking weed while thizzin it enchances the effects of the ecstasy which causes a feeling like you are floating or rolling around. So your rolling stoned. Get it?
Spider Man, "Dude Dr. Octoe just pop 3 thizzles and he smoked 2 blunts of sour diesel."

Mary Jane, "He must be rolling stoned. I love him"

Dr. Octoe, " I LOVE YOU GUYS! "
by Dr. Octaveis June 17, 2009
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Rolling Stone

"Ross Lekkas"

A Complex minimalist.

Most people hide and give up when life doesn't go according to plan...this Cunt just rolls with it and Decides he will have the world and everything in it.

Defined by his patience when he had noting and his attitude when he had everything..a wolf dressed in sheeps clothing and loyal to the end.
"Why don't you just go home...I CANT RIGHT NOW IM A ROLLING STONE"

"Papa was a Rollin Stone."

"Have you seen my Rolex and is it still in good condition"
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A magazine that started off being cool, in the 60s, and is now a bi-weekly trove of bullshit extolling rap "music" as the next frontier in art.
I cancled my subscription to Rolling Stone after they compared Eminem to Elvis.
by Jack November 04, 2003
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The Rolling Stones

The Greatest rock band ever... and there will never be a better one.
When i look at all these gay bands today like Green Day, I see no hope for rock
When i see those 60 yr old stoners rocking places to the ground i just sit down and sob uncontrollably because i kno they are going to die soon and along with them goes the birth of rock
The rolling stones: DIE GREEN DAY YOU SUCK!!! Hey pass us that weed...
by AHHHH WOOO GAAAA May 02, 2006
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