A unit used to measure the rate of bullshit escaping from one's mouth over a defined period of time.
My girlfriend's ERPM (Eye Rolls Per Minute) reached dangerous levels as I tried to make up excuses on why my trip to Vegas ended with me getting married to a stripper and getting a butterfly tattooed on my ass.
by tobmeister January 15, 2015
Get the ERPM (Eye Rolls Per Minute)mug. During the action of sucking a dick where the person places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck smoothly with no teeth whilst creating a slurping sound from the saliva created; the person sucking then proceeds to deep throat twisting the wrist TWO times. All while your eyes are rolled back as if you're being choked. Twisting clockwise pulling upwards and twisting counterclockwise going down. This forbidden technique works most efficiently on larger sized chodes and not shrimps. Be cautious with this sacred move as this will make your man make a glucking and hyucking sound.
"Shii he wasn't expecting me wit da two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo last night. Left asking for more!"
by Dr. Ranjeet April 22, 2020
Get the two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combomug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 25, 2025
Get the .9.my eyes roll back.9.mug. by BIGDICKNIAH April 24, 2021
Get the Eye rollingmug. "Look, I have a lot of mail!" - (Person A (1 line))
"rolling eyes like "whatever you say"" -- (Person B (2 lines))
"rolling eyes like "whatever you say"" -- (Person B (2 lines))
by Saetern June 8, 2018
Get the rolling eyes like "whatever you say"mug. by ItsTooLateForAPseudonym September 30, 2018
Get the heavy eye rollmug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 25, 2025
Get the .9.My Eyes Roll Back.9.mug.