thigh riding

When one person opens their legs, and sits on someones thigh, and proceeds to dry hump said thigh until climax or as a form of foreplay.

David Beckham's thighs are so huge! Perfect for thigh riding.

by The Local Lilac December 13, 2016

kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.

Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."

by TopBun November 25, 2016

Filling Machine or Rinsing Machine

The penultimate question we homosapiens always have about what type of machine we saw was a filling machine (which FILLS THE SODA BOTTLES) or rinsing machine (which RINSES THE SODA BOTTLES), which is usually found in the Kiri Soda factory in Uganda. The answer is simple: Don’t get them confused.

Friend 1: Hey bro, is this thing a filling machine or rinsing machine?
Friend 2: How the hell did you get out of the basement?
Friend 1: Through the filling machine.
Friend 2: That’s a rinsing machine.
Friend 1: I really think you’re wrong.
Friend 2: I really think you should get back in the basement.

by p0ps0da April 8, 2021

raisin smuggler

noun: Woman with nipples erect, and showing through clothing.

It was cold this morning, raisin smugglers everywhere.

by driftwoody March 24, 2006

riding the other bus

Homosexual.

Usage citation: Dr Who, S04E07 The Unicorn and the Wasp: Donna Noble says:

Typical, all the decent men are on the other bus.

i.e. All the decent men are riding the other bus.

by Llama2 November 13, 2015

Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome

Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome, otherwise known as, "#MeToo." As defined by the European fairy tale about the naive, wholesome, and pure-hearted Little Red Riding Hood, who ignores the wisdom and warnings of her mother and impetuously ventures into the dark & dangerous world to fulfill her noble, altruistic, and self-sacrificing quest only to be accosted and consumed by the lusting, ravenous and Machiavellian Big Bad Wolf! Overtly trusting and deceived by her own cognitive dissonance, she tragically remains trapped within her own self-deception, blind to the true nature of the wolf and unable to see the wolf's true intentions for her until it is too late. Perhaps a noble and enabling woodcutter will come to her hapless rescue and maintain her dysfunctional behaviors and those of her daughters.

"What a deep voice you have!" ("The better to greet you with", responds the wolf), "Goodness, what big eyes you have!" ("The better to see you with", responds the wolf), "And what big hands you have!" ("The better to hug/grab you with", responds the wolf), and lastly, "What a big mouth you have" ("The better to eat you with!", responds the wolf), at which point the wolf jumps out of bed and eats her up too. 30 years later, Little Red Riding Hood, Tweets a #MeToo and the Big Bad Wolf is kicked out of the forest by an angry mob; all involved being casualities of Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome.

by Crazy8888s October 12, 2018

Riding the Sombrero

When you drink too much.

Nicole drank so much tequila. She was riding the sombrero.

by TheOriginalDMFD May 18, 2015