atomic rimjob

the act of licking another's asshole with hot sauce in your mouth

-Cassy gave me the best atomic rimjob i ever had.I'm still burnin!

by sam the ganja man December 9, 2008

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Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjob

While the female eats a man's asshole in doggystyle position and gives him the reach around hand job.

"Oh Sharon I'm just dying to get one of those Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjobs you're always bragging about!"

by Dutch Oven 83 January 14, 2007

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Rimjob

the act of orally stimulating the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal

My girlfriend puked while giving me a rimjob so i slapped the bitch.

by Jason Pybus May 5, 2003

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Golden Rimjob

The action of delivering a golden shower on a willing partner's butthole followed by the procedure of a standard rim job.

Adam willingly opened his furled, pink hole demanding I give him a golden rimjob. I gladly obliged.

by NanaVersion October 27, 2012

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He is the polar opposite of Richard Simmons. By the law of opposites, he is the manliest person on the planet.

Chick Norris and Duke Nukem often seeks council from Sichard Rimmons, but are usually met with Sichard's atomic feces being hurled at them at the speed of light.

Max: Hey, you know they say Chuck Norris' beard can stop a bullet!

Noah: Yeah, but I hear Sichard Rimmons caused the Big Bang when he had a wet dream about having sex with a pail of rusted nails

Max: That is one manly motherfucker

by NOt my reAl name H May 21, 2011

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Mr. Rimjob

A Mr. Rimjob is an English professor characterized by his or her inability to do anything professionally or correctly. The original Mr. Rimjob, possessor of the most minuscule dick in existence and scientifically proven to be a certified shit-for-brains fuckhead, was the first Brit ever to teach at Summit Prep. Known worldwide for his ability to ad-lib classroom sessions and pull raw, unrefined, pure bullshit from his gritty asshole, Rimmy, as he is known to his closest friends, never ceases to amaze with his unprofessional and immature style. The epitome of unredeeming vulgarity, Rimjob has been called everything from "The North American Cockeater" to "The Shit." When asked of his opinion of Mr. Rimjob in an interview with the New York Times, President Barack Obama stated vindictively, "Oh that ol' fucker? He a bitch. Imagine some trashy, HIV infected, heroine-addicted slut who gives birf to a baby that she throws in the nearest dumpster--imagine a bulbous maggot living in the dumpster which crawls onto the baby to feast at its flesh--Rimms aint worth the smegma on that maggot's uncircumsized cock." He later issued an apology. In conclusion, Drew Rimjob is the dumbest dumb dumb to ever teach at Dumbit and will forever be immortalized for this role.

Mr. Rimjob is brown on the inside.

by Mr. Rimjob May 30, 2009

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