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The absolute preppiest most stuck up town in all of the world. I've been tortured to having to live here since i was 9 and I've hated every second of it. I can count the cool people who live here on two hands which is really quite sad. The small percent of people who ARE cool however, know how shitty the place really is.
"hey youre one of the cool people from ridgewood, thats pretty rare"

"yeah i know... hey wait im 18 what the fuck am i still doing here?!?!?!"

"i dont know dude we should get the fuck outta here and never come back"

"fuck yeah dude lets go!"
by ahcas November 4, 2008
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Sadly im from ridgewood and i still think it sucks. Seriosly what is preppy in most places is an insult in ridgewood. if you asked someone in ridgewood if they wore abercrombie they would probably make you r life miserable by spreading rumors about, and they tell you hollister is the place to go. so basically they judge the stores by how short the mini skirts are, shortere the better, and how much things cost, more expensive the better. However if you somehow find yourself with the artsy scene your life will be much better. In ridgewood everybody does well in skool but when they are doing things that involve themselves ansering questions outloud around there friend they are racist dumb rich snobby idiots
wow you did great on the french test, now count to 10 in french as a warm-up, says a french teacher

Uhh uno,1, deusch,2, dress,3, cats,4, suck,5, sex,6, sets,7, weed,8, 'nough, dice,10., says a ridgewood student
by sexybecs October 31, 2008
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A town where 67 girls throw up foreheads and eat their mothers mashed noses in cucumber sauce. They go around and poke every body and they like to disturb the public cause they ate fried fritts, They go around and kill the queen of england. They like to pee by soccer nets even tho their house in 30 second and 12 miles away. They make their friends over the phone and then they take them on an adventure like ferris beauler on a motorcycle eathing his grandmas sporks. They have wheels as feet and they call people that live in california at 3 AmThey are eating cucumbers and you better watch out cause there gonna chop you up with their baby livers and wheel feet. they throw fat bitches in the dumpster and they like justinian.
Im gonna convict you of heresy

That girls intestines are sticking out. what a slut
by nickle von strontenburg April 9, 2005
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Ridgewood is not a town it is actually a "village". The snobby assholeish people who live there decided to have it be a "village" just to show exactly how much that they think that they're better then the rest of the world. The town is mostly white spoiled kids who have never had a single day of honest work. Racists and assholes, That's pretty much what Ridgewood is all about.
Ridgewood is so racist that they actually used a white todo in their elementry school rendition of the wizard of OZ.
by tomhawk July 14, 2006
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The coolest place to live is knows for their sports and education. has the best looking people ever and if ur from another town dont even bother asking a ridgewood girl out cause they know better and wont date slobs!!!! their is only an occasional boy from glen rock that a girl from ridgewood would date
hey did u see that girl from ridgewood.
ya i asked her out cause she was drop dead gorgeous.
what did she say
she turned me down cause im from paterson.
that sucks.
ya i know.
by POOP ON THE BUTT! January 19, 2011
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home of the sluttiest, bitchest, girls and the biggest assholes of guys. rich, and stuck up, they think there the shit, every other town hates you. and although you may think everyone loves your town aka 'village' they just use you for your pot, and movie theatre.
ridgewood: we're the shit.
everyothertown: we hate you get over it.
by hatteridgewood January 8, 2009
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a rich preppy snobby town. with a lot of drugs. a lot of ppl hang in town. sometimes too many people. theres always terrible traffic. all rich people here are snobs. some girls r very bitchy and gay. every single white kid thats rich lives here pretty much. its gay. every1 in ridgewood is racist and they judge ppl by the size of their house and they amount of expencive shit they have. its gay.
ridgewood is fucking preppy town.
by Nicoleyyy August 28, 2006
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