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by rhubarb. February 15, 2022

Rhubarb and custard

A euphemism to describe the oozing from and infected orifice.

Doctor I don't know what it is, but it looks like rhubarb and custard.

by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Rhubarb Mousse

When you shag a woman who is on her period, you make rhubarb mousse

Oh babes if you shag me tonight it will just make rhubarb mousse

by Michel Roux jnr. December 17, 2011

Rhubarb Stank

Large quantities of fecal matter that has a scent resembling rhubarb.

Dude someone took a rhubarb stank on the coats!

by the_group_dictionary February 4, 2008

rhubarb-forcer

A woman who is sexually attractive enough to cause an erection -- make the rhubarb grow -- just by looking at her.

Guy: Wow, that girl is HOT!
Friend: Yep, she's a real rhubarb-forcer!

by ring-tailed roarer April 13, 2014

Rhubarb and custard

The act of sticking a piece of rhubarb into your vagina whilst someone nuts onto it

Me and Jeremy did the rhubarb and custard last night

by Boobmaster January 16, 2022

Rhubarb custard

Two words that can be used when you have forgetten key points in a statement or question.

#1: What are you wearing?
#2: Ehh... It's me fuckin'... Rhubarb custard

#1: What did umm... Rhubarb custard say about me in class today?

by n-deezy February 14, 2009