resumeme

Applying for a job with a meme as your resume. Definitely taking a risk with this approach but if you can sum up your entire resume in a meme, you're probably going to get the job.

HR: We've narrowed it down to five applicants, four have very impressive resumes and one sent a meme as their resume, a resumeme, so... we have to meet this guy. Schedule an interview.

by Dd. February 22, 2013

redumb

Someone who is both retarded and dumb at the same time.

Wendy:"Those are not the right kind of shoes to be wearing in this office."

Francesca: "Wendy, you are so redumb!"

by Francesca Acapulco April 10, 2007

Shawshank Redumption

When one is pooping in a public bathroom, embarassed by ass noises, one waits for others to make noise to allow for loud ass explosions. Similar to Tim Robbins in "Shawshank Redemption" waiting for the thunder so his banging on the pipe would go unheard.

I had to wait for the other guy to flush to let my shawshank redumption rip.

by JR and Joy September 11, 2009

Sexual Resume

A document in which men can keep record of their sexual encounters, to be presented as proof of experience when enticing a lady friend.

Doug: "Hello Candy, I'd like to offer you a copy of my sexual resume. As you can see, when I was 13 I did the ziggy with a professional gymnist from the Czech Republic, when I was 15 I eiffel towered my friend cameron's sister (in his room), and at 19 I received my first rusty trombone from a Tibetan Yoga Master named Crystal. She has offered to provide a recommendation, if necessary."

by Pickups101 April 26, 2012

Redneck Résumé

The back window of any vehicle used to list what animals the driver kills, what politician the driver hates, anything the driver likes to piss on, what type of gun they carry, etc.

"Hey Joe, according to that guy's Redneck Résumé he fishes for marlin, hunts whitetail deer, hates Obama, and pisses on Chevrolets. Now I know so much about him!"

by rawtap July 18, 2009

rexmond

He is cool. His name means king of the world. He’s black and sexy. You would wish to have him in your life. Has many brothers and no sisters. He’s funny and quite entertaining. Has a lot A LOT of money. He will always be by your side no matter what. Most girls need a Rexmond in there lives.

If you get him mad he’ll make sure that he gets you back

He doesn’t like Liars

If your disrespect to him he will be different back

That kid is such a Rexmond

Is he a Rexmond?

by 5 guys May 21, 2018

Rebumlican

A republican who likes man to man relations, e.g., Larry Craig, Mark Foley .

Just how many Rebumlicans are there? It's a new scandal a week...

by Briant October 24, 2007