Those people who make a new year's resolution to get in shape. they can be seen sporting new workout gear as they recently purchased a long term gym membership, of which will only get used for about 3 weeks before they quit. they are known for doing exercises incorrectly, being ass clowns, getting in your way and spend a lot of time socializing. they are typically very out of shape and are defined as physically unimpressive.
I would like to welcome the new year's resolution warriors to the gym. I appreciate you taking my normal parking spot, locker, and shower. You do look great in your new workout gloves and book to write down your three sets of bicep curls. The highlight was the 40 something couple making out between sets of incline dumbbell press. Hope you enjoy three weeks before you quit.
by DR. DISTRUCTO January 4, 2012
Get the New Year's Resolution Warrior mug.When Monkeys eventually become as smart as/smarter than humans through evolution or gene altering drugs and attempt to take over the world.
by D.H.M. July 12, 2011
Get the Monkey Revolution mug.An individual (coffee shop revolutionary) or group of individuals (revolutionaries) who speculate on the utopia that "could be" following radical societal, governmental, and cultural change without actually taking action to do initiate it.
These coffee shop revolutionaries are comparable to "Armchair Generals" and "Armchair Politician's".
The prefixes of "Coffee Shop-" or "Armchair-" imply that the individual or individuals who desire reform or change lack the interest in making the sacrifices to take part in it. They are also the people who have the luxury of playing the all-knowing spectator to an event or social situation. An armchair general, for example, is a civilian one who believes he has all the solutions to a war which he formulated while sitting in his recliner in front of the television or while reading a newspaper.
These coffee shop revolutionaries are comparable to "Armchair Generals" and "Armchair Politician's".
The prefixes of "Coffee Shop-" or "Armchair-" imply that the individual or individuals who desire reform or change lack the interest in making the sacrifices to take part in it. They are also the people who have the luxury of playing the all-knowing spectator to an event or social situation. An armchair general, for example, is a civilian one who believes he has all the solutions to a war which he formulated while sitting in his recliner in front of the television or while reading a newspaper.
Person 1: Our government needs to implement welfare reform, give greater tax breaks to middle and lower class, and improve international relations.
Person 2: Definitely! Someone should do something!
Person 1: I know. Our government sucks. Too bad I'm a Coffee Shop Revolutionary and won't do anything about it.
Person 2: Me too. I'm going to get another chai tea, want one?
Person 2: Definitely! Someone should do something!
Person 1: I know. Our government sucks. Too bad I'm a Coffee Shop Revolutionary and won't do anything about it.
Person 2: Me too. I'm going to get another chai tea, want one?
by RealMadrileno March 6, 2007
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1. involving resolutions
resolutionary, noun, (res-o-lu-tion-nary)
1. a book or journal that list resolves or resolutions, that help purpose driven people evolve their character,
circumstance, and destiny.
2. a place to write down, consult with, and contemplate one’s resolves and the insights gained from direct and indirect
observation and experience.
3. personal journal of one’s resolves used in a proactive way to create, make, and mold one’s character.
4. a tool used by purpose driven, committed persons to evolve their person, reach their potential, and fulfil their self-
defined destiny.
1. involving resolutions
resolutionary, noun, (res-o-lu-tion-nary)
1. a book or journal that list resolves or resolutions, that help purpose driven people evolve their character,
circumstance, and destiny.
2. a place to write down, consult with, and contemplate one’s resolves and the insights gained from direct and indirect
observation and experience.
3. personal journal of one’s resolves used in a proactive way to create, make, and mold one’s character.
4. a tool used by purpose driven, committed persons to evolve their person, reach their potential, and fulfil their self-
defined destiny.
Examples:
A good resolutionary helps to proactively guide one's thoughts, actions, and behaviors, enabling one to create the destiny they deserve.
I consult with my resolutionary daily because I know the consistent repetition of my resolves will gradually create new neuro-networks in my brain and improve every aspect of my life.
The resolves in my resolutionary eventually penetrate my subconscious mind, alter my attitude, disposition, behavior, circumstance and ultimately my destiny.
My friend's resolutionary helped them go from a fatherless poor kid eating out of garbage cans, to become a Vice President of a company.
Haters, faultfinders and naysayers would be well served by writing their own resolutionary, instead of casting shade on those who earnestly try to better themselves through the creation of new year’s resolutions.
A good resolutionary helps to proactively guide one's thoughts, actions, and behaviors, enabling one to create the destiny they deserve.
I consult with my resolutionary daily because I know the consistent repetition of my resolves will gradually create new neuro-networks in my brain and improve every aspect of my life.
The resolves in my resolutionary eventually penetrate my subconscious mind, alter my attitude, disposition, behavior, circumstance and ultimately my destiny.
My friend's resolutionary helped them go from a fatherless poor kid eating out of garbage cans, to become a Vice President of a company.
Haters, faultfinders and naysayers would be well served by writing their own resolutionary, instead of casting shade on those who earnestly try to better themselves through the creation of new year’s resolutions.
by Possibility Advocate November 10, 2022
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by speedworxs February 2, 2008
Get the resolution rush mug.Term taken from the early "Mario Party" games on various Nintendo consoles. Upon a "Bowser Revolution", all players coins/money are pooled together and divided equally amongst all the players regardless of who had the most/least prior to the consolidation. Bowser revolutions are desirable to those who have less and less desirable to those who have more.
We pool our tips at our restaurant. This bowser revolution discourages our servers from improving their service.
by Psignosys September 1, 2009
Get the Bowser Revolution mug.The list that you make at the beginning of the new year right before you go back to school or work of the the things that you want to accomplish that year. "This year will be different!", you think as you put the list in your bedside drawer and go out to runs some errands.
Six months later, you find the list again during spring cleaning and discover that you haven't done a single thing on that f*cking list!!! You crumple the list up and throw it away, realizing again how crappy your life is....
Six months later, you find the list again during spring cleaning and discover that you haven't done a single thing on that f*cking list!!! You crumple the list up and throw it away, realizing again how crappy your life is....
SOB!!! I haven't done anything on this f*cking resolution list! Screw it, I'm going to the bar...
AGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! This list is the epitemy of my worthlessness.
AGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! This list is the epitemy of my worthlessness.
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