retarded island

when you smoke weed and get fucking stupider then a retard

i am officially on retarded island after that blunt

by evan martin123 May 2, 2018

Retardao

It's when something is so mind-numbing, your face uncontrollably spasms into some sort of an ahegao, not out of arousal, but your brain malfunctioning. As if your brain is getting licked.

A similar thing can occur with extreme ASMR tingles, like Japanese ear-licking ASMRs.

*insert feather into your ears*
"Gwah-uah!! God dammit! Quit it!"
"Ahahaha! Your face pulled a retardao."

by somerandoCigarGuy May 17, 2020

retarded poop

poop that wont come out

I had been on the toilet due to this retarded poop

by jaymo612 July 10, 2015

terminally retarded

A person who is so retarded that it will most likely end in his/her own death.

Bob: That guy just answered an iron instead of his phone.

Prometheus: What a dumbass!

Bob: I would just die if I were terminally retarded...

by sevenlayercookie October 9, 2009

Retarded nigger faggot

Retarded nigger faggot

Retarded nigger faggot

by Amogus sussy baka dababy haha July 29, 2022

Retarded Jarvis

When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.

“Oh great... we have a retarded Jarvis.”

by Levaphed February 9, 2019

retarded

me in everyday situations.

Jason: how are you
Me: I mean, me too, thanks

Jason: you are retarded

by itsbrittneybitch July 18, 2018