Elvis Reptilian 

Every year in the annual Lizard music awards the winner is proclaimed 'Elvis Reptilian'. Named after Elvis Presley. This is due to it's incredible singing voice and the fact that they usually have a very good band playing with them.

Bob 'OMG, that lizard is so good at singing'
Charlie 'Well it was announced as Elvis Reptilian earlier this year'

Elvis Reptilian by The Grizzmeister May 8, 2010

Reptilian 

contrary to the conspiracy theories of David Icke, my personal definition of reptilian is:

people who act not of this world, they are usually wiggers and juggalos. they're English is slurred and they usually use phrases like "get some". they tend to throw up in random places, probably due to the fact that they're not use to our atmosphere, or all of the Earth drugs they've consumed that evening. they have a variety of faces, all Reptilian.

did that Reptilian just puke on my door?

Reptilian by D Zulu January 9, 2008

Septillion Quaffle

A planet far off in a separate universe inhabited by fleshy puddle like creatures known as Garfunkel Tiddles. They are very jolly and put on a good show doing little dances. But there’s are also Garfunkel Nipples which are very aggressive and murder numerous Garfunkel Tiddles.

“Stop playing before I kick your ass so hard you go all the way to Septillion Quaffle!”

Septillion Quaffle by Quaffle King January 4, 2021

The Reptilian Brotherhood

The Reptilian Brotherhood is a cult created by a surfer and youtuber called "Leafyishere" or Calvin. It's pretty much just a bunch of fuckboys saying HISSSSS in comments of youtube videos and subreddits.

THE REPTILIAN BROTHERHOOD WILL PREVAIL HISSSSSSSSSSS

The Reptilian Brotherhood by Leafyisafurball September 4, 2016

Huberous Reptillian 

An asshole that induces and feeds off of your negative emotions than you spit on this asshole because of asshole doing this to you and making you feel like absolute shit throughout the day from the feeding off of the negative emotions "ALL DAY" another tool word, than ignorant asshole doesn't know what's up with you or why you spit on this asshole in the first place.

Hey I'm just going to latch onto your spinal cord in the 4th dimension and scum suck negative emotions from you all day because your a lesser being. And now that you have spit on me I feel inferior/superior another Reptillian characteristic.. and now I am going to react immaturely and make this lesser being brain dead, send him to hell and turn him from a Man into a Grey. I am fucking awesome right? I have to be I am a Reptillian.. NOT! Huberous Reptillian

Huberous Reptillian by It 1111 November 7, 2013

Reptilian 

A reptilian female you could take to a club and try to pick up dudes together, or you could try to pick up girls together. You could have an open relationship with anybody with no strings attached and no feelings for anybody you're fucking beyond pretentious, superficial ones if you really wanted to, since that seems like the positive way to live.

Me and the reptilian girl go out and get every girls number at the bar, then we get every dude's number, every time the two of us go out together that's how we spend our night, we look for young college guys to give a reacharound, the guys who never had one are a good time.

Reptilian by Solid Mantis November 19, 2019

Reptilious 

A noun; To slander or abuse a person who has commited an act of bluder. Commonly accociated with small people who happens to wear clothes with a "Plastic-Gangsta'": Wu-Tang; and other ridiculous "try-hard" People and brands like that. Also, people who have a tendacy to annoy the piss out of any good citizen... yes, that annoying next-door neighbour who stays up till 5 in the goddamn morning playing that Phucj'in Country music shite, and revving their car till it explodes; Also known as "Bogans"

"Man, look at that reptilious cunt, he's hell stinging of that old bloke."
"Yeah, that old guy should smack him one. Fuckin' lepah."

Reptilious by Wes-Ninja-XII February 6, 2005