Asshole Resting Face

The male alternative to bitchy resting face. When a guy rests his face and naturally looks like he's pissed off, angry, or an asshole. He may or may not actually be an asshole, but the way his facial muscles sit make him look like one.

"You look like a really pissed off and angry asshole."
"I'm not, I just suffer from asshole resting face."

by Gingy1992 August 5, 2014

net resting

It's where you acquire a net, strip naked, roll in dirt, then lay in said net sexually.

Have you guys heard of that trend net resting? All of the cool kids do it!

by bernie_mac_is_fucking_dead June 10, 2014

resting nice face

a person who naturally looks 'nice' or 'approachable' when their face is expressionless, without meaning to. Basically the opposite of 'resting bitch face'

"Yo, imma holla at that girl over there"
"Nah son. She just has resting nice face. Shes a mad hoe"

by IOnlyFuckWithSome January 24, 2015

releasing Windows Vista

Euphemism for taking a dump.

"I was releasing Windows Vista so bad, I had to reboot twice."
"Wow, did that clog up productivity?"
"No, but it caused bad public relations."

by Anonymous USF Student September 22, 2008

resting bartender face

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling

That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off

by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017

inch resting

a slang way of saying the word “interesting,” especially when texting

“Hey, I just learned this cool fact about grasshoppers.”
“Oh, inch resting.”

“This guy I barely know just flirted with me. Inch resting.”

by mry July 2, 2019

Resting Dick Face

A person, usually a man, who naturally looks pissed off when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

He's just got a resting dick face, he's not that mean.

by Kingeresting December 5, 2019