A naked female is on all fours doing the crab walk in pursuit of her chosen male, in order to pin him down with her pussy so that she can fuck him senseless. Meanwhile, the male is spanking her with a freshly-caught ocean lobster, covered in Tabasco sauce to keep her away. The dripping wet female then begins singing her mating call, a classic B52's song “Rock Lobster”, in order to seduce the male. Once muscling the male in the corner, she proceeds to mount his cock whilst still in crab-walk position. Her rendition of "Rock Lobster" is then blurred as random screams and moans occur more frequently.
by TryItUWill_LikeIt July 14, 2014
Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.
by Hairy Red Lobster February 13, 2021
a sexual act preformed at red lobster location whilst you beat your dick under the table while the waiter/waitress is getting your order and you have to cum by the end of your order
by lobster beater March 13, 2021
Red Lobster: hey white boy you need mooney
white boy : im all about that free mooney
Red Lobster: i got theee conections boy
white boy : im all about that free mooney
Red Lobster: i got theee conections boy
by giferta February 8, 2017