tech-recluse

The state of being so dependent upon communicating exclusively through technology, that one finds their self in what feels like a reclusive state.

Julie got fed-up with being so "tech-reclusive" that she broke down and got a land line, vowing to have actual voice conversations with her friends, family and loved ones.

Julie realized she had become unintentionally introverted because of her iPhone. She decided to break away from being a tech-recluse, and ordered land line service.

by juleskills December 18, 2010

Brown Recluse

Someone who never gets out of the house, usually isolated themselves in their house or room.

Hey man have you seen Tod?
Nah dude, that guy is a brown recluse when it comes to social events

by Pumpkineater69 April 13, 2020

Dick recluse

A bunch of dudes bone'n a female and/or male.
This creating a muddy, shitty, mess which resembles a spider (brown recluse)

Nate and his buddies were fucking a grandmother creating a dick recluse.

by Nesto September 24, 2006

Brown recluse spider

The spider that every spider becomes if Arachnophobia is more than just a movie for you.

Girl- Get it away from me, it's a brown recluse spider!

Girl's roommate- That's a granddaddy longlegs. What the fuck is wrong with you?

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)

Someone who stays home all week, doesn't go to college/school, stays home at the weekend and avoids social situation because there is snow outside.

(Phone Conversation)
Person 1 : Where have you been all week, no one has seen or heard from you?!
Person 2: Yeah er. Sorry. Its snowing outside. I mean its cold and err.. dangerous. Oh look at that- Doorbell!! Got to go..
(Hangs Up)
Person 1: Such a Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)

(At School)
Person 1- Alright SIR ..?
Person 2- Shut up.

by Lucy444 January 11, 2010

Brown recluse spiders

Spiders that kill you in your sleep when they come inside every fall.

The guy from Canada claimed to have lost his entire family to brown recluse spiders. For him Arachnophobia was not a movie, it was his life ever since he lost them.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Cretin recluse

A person headed to a karaoke bar...who is deaf too.

The Cretin recluse chewed out the mother superior, for blaming him for the apocalypse.

by Kjar October 9, 2019