love-railing

Not to be confused with morbid obesity or the more commonly known love handle, the love-railing is a single, unified, full-on midsection extension of flab that connects existing love handles together around the lower stomach and the back, providing 360 degrees of access to a secure lovemaking grip-hold, regardless of position. (Primarily relevant to the sexually non-selective)

Emory: Wow, judging by your screams it sounded like that fat chick you took home from the bar last night really worked you over good, huh?

Oglethorpe: You have no idea. I spent the entire night clinging for dear life to her love-railing, praying to God for it to be over.

love-railing by Skip Skipstofferson March 2, 2011

Euro-railing

The act of traveling through the cities of Europe in order to get laid in as many countries as possible. May result in countless horrific and untreatable STDs.

Person A: "I spent the summer Euro-railing across the continent and boy is my cock tired!"
Person B: "I hope you used protection, Brussels got some stank-ass hoes"

Euro-railing by watscheeez February 10, 2010

Grease railing 

When a male takes a random shit in a public area and uses the feces as lubrication to achieve a heavenly orgasm thru aggressive masturbation.

There is a train passenger in San Francisco that takes random shits on buses and masturbates with feces.......
grease railing is a tool used to lubricate the rails of light rail trains.

Little to the bus drivers awareness that the lone passenger was going to achieve grease railing at the last stop!

Grease railing by hashtag powerful aka aww nawl January 12, 2019

Horse Railing 

You take your bed and push it up against the wall. Then you get on the bed and proceed to jump up and down next to the wall while you smack you dick against the wall repetitively, while still jumping up and down until you come to a climax.

Jacking off has become a thing of the past since my youth pastor taught me the ways of Horse Railing.

Horse Railing by ilaypipes92 April 30, 2022

a prince railing 

A Prince Railing: verb, a deep dicking by the artist formerly known as Alive.

Did you hear Brooke got a Prince Railing???
Gtfo!!!
Yep, now she's sounding like when the doves cry...

a prince railing by UncleAdawg June 2, 2016

preparing for a railing

That feeling after you've done something really stupid or badly fucked something up where you are bracing for the well-deserved, unpleasant and unavoidable consequences of your actions that are about to hit you.

i.e. your boss is gonna give you a verbal beatdown or fire you, because you didn't lock up after closing and the shop got robbed, or your partner is going to chew you out or possibly murder you because you bet the rent on that 5-part parley that didn't hit.

Sam just found out that the boss knows he's the one who left the keys in the work truck that got stolen last night, and that the boss wants him in his office as soon as he gets back to the yard, he's preparing for a railing.

preparing for a railing by theSpoonyBard October 16, 2025

It's raining cats and dogs 

It's raining very hard

It's raining cats and dogs outside right now

It's raining cats and dogs by CorvetteChris June 30, 2016