quim

Quim is simply the seed of a kumquat,a sweet fruit.

Plant these quim over there so we can have kumquats this season.

by MMichael May 23, 2006

quim

Adjective: A male/female who partakes in the act of being awkward with themselves when they say awkward things, change their opinion to fit a group or just tries to be cool and ends up looking like a vagina of a person.
Verb: to quim someone is to take part in strange sexual acts.

"That boy over there, with his quim-ish ways- is his name Jack?" "No his name is Dawn."

"Oh dude, I quimed that girl so hard last night" "Bro, you have problems."

by HARRY J ROCKS October 14, 2012

quim

One who wears satchelled pants in which he can dump his masturbatory discharged usually go by the name of Jack Smith and wear specially designed satchel pants which allow easy access to the penis at any time. A typical quim would usually have bed time set around 8pm and have regular “naps” (masturbation sessions) throughout the day, “The early bird catches the worm”. Typical quotes from a quim would be – Nice pic ains, v. Nice tshirt mike and women aren’t funny.

"hey steve where did cliff go?"
"well he said he's gone for a shave but i think we both know he's wanking, the quim"

by Proudfeet2 January 29, 2009

quim

a farting noise produced from a vagina, after penetration, because of the relieving pressure. otherwise known as a 'fanny fart'

that was a great shag, oh, theres that quim agen

by benajni October 27, 2007

quim

To extract male ejaculation (cum) from a female's genitalia by sucking with the mouth, often swallowing.

Would you like to be quimed?

Can I quim you?

To quim is to discover life's delicacies.

by J B November 12, 2004

Quim

Female genitalia.

"She had a really nicely trimmed quim"

by Darren November 26, 2001

Quim

A lady’s flower

“As his exhausted head slumped beside her quivering quim, the rush of feelings of regret became all too much, he knew he had to raid the fridge and get out of there”

by Chalmerskevin October 29, 2018