Guy : My wife asked me if I thought her sister was pretty. I said, "Sure, I guess," then she burned our house down.
Friend: Pretty melodramatic, huh?
Guy: No, this was quantum dramatic.
Friend: Pretty melodramatic, huh?
Guy: No, this was quantum dramatic.
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Get the Quantum Dramatic mug.A scientific term for the 'leap' of logic made when studying high-level mathematics, especially on a miniscule scale. Even though the general theory of relativity persists due to the constant speed of light in a vacuum, the quantum ability to remember complex mathematic formulas is unheard of. When Dr. Tyson first heard of such a leap, he stated various scientific nonsense, and then proceeded to jump out of his 5th story window. There, he was able to calculate the weight, velocity, and acceleration of splat - as he hit the ground and passed away. Regulations in the quantum field of thermodynamics excited his best student, Dr. Doc Tor, and his research into sexy gerbil lingerie. While aided by flying lawnmowers, Dr. Doc Tor was brutally murdered by a falling Dr. Tyson.
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The Quantum mechanics is a fundamental theory in physics that provides a description of the physical properties of nature at the scale of atoms and subatomic particles. It is the foundation of all quantum physics including quantum chemistry, quantum field theory, quantum technology, and quantum information science. It is provides accurate descriptions for many previously unexplained phenomena, such as black-body radiation and the stability of the orbitals of electrons in atoms. It has also given insight into the workings of many different biological systems, including smell receptors and protein structures. This is the hardest part of physics since you are able to create many advanced, high tech things.
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Much the way it is said "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", referring to the idea that any activities or fun that is had of a nature which might disappoint or anger other people back home does not 'come back with you' from the party city of Las Vegas, that is exactly what Quantum Recreation is.
Much as with the thought experiment of Schrödinger's cat where the cat existed as both alive and dead in the box until it was observed by a human, quantum recreation never happened and did happen unless observed by a human in which case they and they alone can know the truth. Trippy isn't it?
Much the way it is said "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", referring to the idea that any activities or fun that is had of a nature which might disappoint or anger other people back home does not 'come back with you' from the party city of Las Vegas, that is exactly what Quantum Recreation is.
Much as with the thought experiment of Schrödinger's cat where the cat existed as both alive and dead in the box until it was observed by a human, quantum recreation never happened and did happen unless observed by a human in which case they and they alone can know the truth. Trippy isn't it?
by Quantum Recreationalist April 12, 2011
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by ShweetRam February 20, 2015
Get the Quantumnuity mug.After trying to understand quantum mechanics for 10 hours, I decided to write a bullshit definition for it.
by ADD.i.kt February 4, 2010
Get the quantum mechanics mug.Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Doctor Sam Beckett led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project known as "Quantum Leap."
Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Dr. Beckett prematurely stepped into the Project Accelerator, and vanished......
He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own.
Fortunately, contact with his own time was maintained through brain wave transmissions with Al, the Project Observer who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Dr. Beckett can see and hear.
Trapped in the past, Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home..........
Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Dr. Beckett prematurely stepped into the Project Accelerator, and vanished......
He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own.
Fortunately, contact with his own time was maintained through brain wave transmissions with Al, the Project Observer who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Dr. Beckett can see and hear.
Trapped in the past, Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home..........
You know, maybe this quantum leaping isn't such a bad deal after all. Getting a chance to put things right, to make the world a better place - who knows what I can accomplish before I'm done.
-- Sam Beckett, "Genesis"
-- Sam Beckett, "Genesis"
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