Quakertown

You know you are from Quakertown and its surrounding areas if; The best thing to do is go to Wal Mart on a Friday or Saturday night. You know exactly what Grida’s is and know its opening day and closing day. The back parking lot of the Regal is the best for doing donuts in. The car shows at Dairy Queen are always a big hit! You know that Haycock is an elementary school, and not some lame sexual innuendo You know exactly who Mario Galante is. The Milford soccer games were put on delay because of a cow being in the middle of the field. Dominick’s/ Giovanni’s/ Pizza Randa all have the best pizza in town. You have a really large feeling of disgust when you hear someone say they are from Pennridge. One word QMART! You know your screwed when there is traffic, not because of cars, but because of the slow ass tractor in front of you. Knowing that half the town worked/works at Friendly’s or Giant.

You got owned Quakertown style.

by pasted one July 16, 2008

Quadled

Extremely drunk under the influence of alcohol

Far out on the weekend we got that quadled with the boys

by Lanky_lank October 12, 2015

Quaketh

An alternative to Quaking, originally from Shane Dawson's "Shane & Friends" podcast

"Quaketh."
"Quaketh, bitch we just started that."
-Shane & Friends: Episode 114; Chris Crocker and SimplyNessa

by DoctorOzShow~me your dick July 7, 2017

spyware quake

Spyware Quake is a fake spyware-removal program that actually is spyware in itself. It is characterized by a gray-silver program that says it removes spyware. Also, two alternate HTMLs come up called "Online Security Guide" and "Security Troubleshooting". These come up as green and blue shield symbols with checkmarks. Your computer will continue to remind you that you are infected with spyware, even though these reminders are part of Spyware Quake itself. Spyware Quake is downloaded through VCodec.

Do not download VCodec, otherwise Spyware Quake will appear on your computer.

by KALINSKY April 30, 2006

Quadeca

An underrated Youtube rapper who, until he completely destroyed fellow youtuber KSI in his diss track “Insecure”, only got attention for making “Styles or Rapping” and FIFA videos.

Billy: Damn did you hear Quadeca demolish KSI in that one song last week?
Jimmy: KSI who?

by ABC Mouse November 29, 2018

shaken quake

To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.

(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps to success:

Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.

Example:

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the shaken quake?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.

by jaughter June 27, 2010

Quakertown

A place where being "banned for life" from the QMart is a legitimate bonafided bragging right.

quakertown

by kdsnoop November 5, 2008