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Quaker breakfast

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.
Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.
by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020
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Quaker Oats

The nourishing breakfast everybody needs in their life. Consume Quaker Oats and you will become nearly as omnipotent as the Quaker Oats man himself. Every oat, whether it be instant or cooked, is packed with the energy and stat points you need to succeed in life. Legend has it that the Quaker Oats man placed 3 godly stat points in each savory oat. Eat it with applesauce, with fish, or with pineapples- Quaker Oats is what you need for your steps toward omnipotence. The Quaker Oats Man is one of many gods, others including Gatis Kandis and Tongo. Shoutouts to them.
I'm look forward to tomorrow's heart-healthy breakfast of Quaker Oats!
by a nub November 8, 2018
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Quaker Weekend

For the weekend, having Sunday and Monday off instead of Saturday and Sunday.
Employee:When do I have off?
Boss:Sunday and Monday. Enjoy your Quaker weekend.
by imahairyperson May 11, 2010
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Quaker State

Definitions:
1.) Not necessarily a quaint colloquialism for the State of PA.
2.) Like unto the oil that keeps this organization running smoothly. Imparts quick and prominent advantage over other departments.
3.) One who is not ethically, spiritually, or physically disoriented.
4.) One who is factually unencumbered, differently qualified, specially skilled, and uniquely proficient allowing one to cut through red tape.
5.) Ability to take a simple two-way promise and turn it into several complicated one-way promises which neither side can understand nor hope to fulfill.

Job Descriptions:
1.) Ability to read things that do not matter, then write reports explaining how they do matter.
2.) Make corporate propaganda read like folksy truisms.
3.) Prioritization and crisis management.
4.) Provide arcane information on a need to know basis.

Benefits:
1.) Likely to advance in economic and social standing.
2.) Cafeteria plan and other program benefits.
He is a uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path, what a Quaker State!
by chatty90 November 16, 2011
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Quaker weekend

The weekend that is uncommonly used and unknown to many. It is when the weekend is taken on Sunday and Monday instead of the normal Saturday and Sunday. Quakers believed this to be way more productive and fullfilling
Matt: ah man u coming over to the party Sunday night it's going to be RIDICULOUS!
gerad: nah man I can't I work Monday.
Matt: dude that blows!
Gerad: yes I know, but not all of us are lucky enough to be off on Quaker weekends
by Mattp001 May 12, 2010
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Quaker Parrot

A quaker parrot is a very loud parrot species. Their natural habitat are warm places and some a bit colder. They are usually hard to have in apartments because well.. they're loud. They're friendly and peaceful unless you mess with them. They adjust to new places

pretty well.
Ugh.. He's being just like a quaker parrot!
by UglyRug100000 October 4, 2016
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Quaker Steak And Lube

The Best Restuarant ever!
by Jose Chavez September 9, 2003
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