by DR. DISTRUCTO June 24, 2011
1. a worthless piece of crap who lives only to do and say stupid things, and a person who nobody likes
by neilr July 10, 2004
by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005
Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.
Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.
by BigSchmuck November 12, 2020
A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
by Call me Dragon August 16, 2011