PukeShit

When you are either sick with the flu or hungover and feel an uncontrollable urge to puke, get on all fours, and because of the force of the puke, shit your pants.

My stomach was killing me and my head was spinning. I got down on my knees to hug the toilet because my glands were swelling and my mouth was salivating. When my stomach wretched to puke the force pushed the sickness from my bowels as well. I was left with my head in a toilet full of puke and my ass in pants full of shit. I experienced a PukeShit. I pukeshat myself.

by RebelLionJohn May 29, 2010

puketastic

Something so revolting it makes you want to barf. The opposite of fantastic.

The ending of The Desolation Of Smaug is puketastic.

by Waterbear January 20, 2014

pukeface

when one pukes into their hands and attempts for it not to spill on the ground, pulling towards their face and it ultimately gets smothered onto their face

I heard Pukeface barfed on their hands and face again at this weekend's party

by goosh7 October 10, 2003

anal pukeage

powerfull diarea that feels similar to pukeing except out of your ass

I got that damn stomach flu and the anal pukeage is the worst ive ever experienced.

by Croy February 2, 2008

Pukes and Dukes

Pukes & Dukes is when you are VERY, VERY, VERY sick and you are throwing up, and going number one out your ass at the same time ( liquid shits)
Normally you will need a trash can, sink, bathtub, or shower stall very close to the toilet to avoid a massive clean up in your underpants, flooring or walls.

Avoid laughing, coughing, sneezing, or any other movements that will cause you to un-pucker your rectum because this could lead to a shart.

Man I am soooo sick today, I have the pukes and dukes. I almost shit my pants but I got lucky and snapped up the trash can and sat down.

Ugg... pukes and dukes are the worst, nothing like having it come out of both ends..

by Killentime December 28, 2010

Daisy Pukes

Daisy duke shorts worn by a fat girl.

Dude look at that fat chick's daisy pukes!
Ohh gross dude

by TySANJUAN July 6, 2008

Pukeapeearrhea

Urine that is excreted through the rectum, ingested, and regurgitated.

Saul went into the cave to pukeapeearrhea all over himself.

by The Backwards Golfer October 21, 2010