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psychiatrist

A doctor who prescribes medication in hopes that their patients' lives will improve. While prescription medications do help in most cases, they will NOT improve your life dramatically.

Psychiatry should not be confused with psychotherapy, which is a process in which you talk to a "licensed" psychotherapist about your personal problems.

Neither of these methods are effective for major depression -- suicide is your best option!
After visiting a psychiatrist:

Wellbutrin XL -- take one 300 mg tablet in the morning

Seroquel -- take one 100 mg tablet before bedtime

THESE MEDICATIONS DON'T SEEM TO BE HELPING ASSHOLE!!!
by Joan M May 17, 2007
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Physciatrist another word for cops.
I am not a psychiatrist, I am an officer of the law.
by Non Partisan October 18, 2020
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A real doctor who actually helps people. I have a friend with MDD and her meds are really helping her be back to her normal self. I have another friend with GAD and her meds are helping her too. Now that I think about it, I seem to know more girls on meds then guys, I guess that's finally all the proof you need that women are literally crazy.
Women: I hate my life, give me some meds

psychiatrist: Take these meds

Man: I hate my life to, but I'm gonna be a man and deal with it instead of taking meds to avoid it.
by Zach6465486786498 March 6, 2011
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Mental gymnastics you way into tolerating a SHIT life until society can coerce you into breeding more laborers.
Hym "Psychiatrists are seriously the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. You hear the story about that girl in the Netherlands who opted for euthanasia? The Psychiatrist tells her that there is NOTHING MORE they can do for her.... What did they do!? For her, I mean? What did they do? NOTHING. They don't do anything. The people who are in it still need it. The shit religious zealots just want people to do their incest cult so it's good for them. Created desperate that you 'tried to help' so you can shovel them into the church. Get them to kill themselves. All so they don't murder your kids. And then they just do it anyway. It doesn't work. And it doesn't work because you have stubborn egotistical PhDs who want you to be a Npc. Absolute farce. You want to improve the mental health of the country. Hang all the therapists. I GUARANTEE success. Worst fucking people on the planet."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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A drug dealer with no social skills; a book smart but otherwise stupid person who uses authority to get people to buy his supply.
Hey man, did you hear about the new psychiatrist at 5th and Main? He’s prescribing ketamine for anxiety and I’ve never felt better! Just bought and renamed Twitter!
by Someguy018 August 8, 2025
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