Pseudoresume

A resume presenting your slightly embellished skill set, just like on a real resume. Which typically takes the form of a letter to someone to explain to them why you are so perfect for the job.

Sergey: Larry remember how I sent out all those pseudoresumes when I had that idea about the new way to find anything, in the entire world?
Lawrence: Yeah, what about them?
Sergey: ...I really stuck it in their ass didn't I?

by RobTheReef May 22, 2010

pseudobeard

The beard of a young man, generally in his teens. Consists of sporadic hair growth and moderate-to-low fullness. Also seen on terrorists, hipsters and people of generally low character. If seen on a grown man, could be an indicator of more insidious things. Avoid if possible.

Beef Boy's pseudobeard isn't hiding anything!

by KosherKid March 13, 2008

pseudoexoneration

A term indicating a false and mistakenly applied vindication of wrongdoing.

Stay tuned to the Trumpshow as this pseudoexoneration is hollow and the Trumpsters’ victory dance, premature.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019

Pedosexual

A word currently in use by pedophiles to validate their criminal enterprise as comparable to LGBT rights. LGBT leaders have disavowed all association with this attempt to subvert legitimate issues into coattail social acceptance for predatory behavior.

Pedosexual is synonymous with pedophile.

by TruthTnT June 8, 2018

pseudobetical

an ordering of objects that may loosely be alphabetical in nature.

Those papers are in pseudobetical order. Either look for your first name or last name when flipping through the pages.

by tylwyth March 16, 2010

Pedosexual

Originated when a homophobic smear campaign attempted to discredit the LGBT community by saying it would become LGBTP. Pedosexual meaning pedophiles.

"If they want to demand that society accept their horseshit identities, then it’s time we slip in one of our own, for godly keks.

How do we do this?

We convince them that Pedos deserve rights too. We'll call them pedosexual.

Think about it, if this were to catch any traction at all it would only further remove any legitimization they’ve gained."

by Rebelfighters July 9, 2018

pedosexual

It's not a sexual identity, you dumb fucks. It's just a bunch of pedophiles trying to be included in the LGBT community, making them look bad. LGBT people DO NOT support pedophilia. It's just a bunch of angry religious people who think that making them look bad will get them to be who everybody tells them they should be.

Avery: Hey Harry, are you part of the LGBT community?
Harry: Yeah.
Avery: What do you identify as?
Harry: I'm a pedosexual
Avery: ...you nasty ass. Get the fuck out. Your kind will never be supported.

by LGBTQ+ Supporter January 12, 2019