Protophobia

The fear of Protests

Guy 1: I’m scared of all the protest
Guy 2: I didn’t know u had protophobia

by NotNoah13 June 10, 2020

probophobia

(n) a mental condition, the essence for what is usually called "homophobia" in men. Women can have an altered form in some instances.

A probophobe is a person afraid of having anything vaguely penis-shaped, or something with balls attached, inserted into their anus.
The main symptoms are not physical, but mental; displaying themselves in a fit of pouting, screaming, or sign-waving directed towards homosexuals.
Extreme cases involve mumblings about "the gay agenda."

There is no known cure, but stands as a curiosity in the psychological world because, upon any manifestation of symptoms at all, the possibility of any anal insertion events whatsoever decreases astronomically. Still, the victim often lashes out at innocent but perceived offenders due to the paranoia related to not having eyes on the back of one's head.

She often complained about how her boyfriend didn't go to the club with her due to his probophobia acting up in the presence of men that could dance better than he could.

by Yitzhak Yitzhak January 1, 2013

Puntophobic

Being antagonistic towards Puntites (inhabitants of Puntland, the autonomous regional state at the tip of the Horn)

thats puntophobic

by readyforthemoon55 October 1, 2019

Poophobic

A phrase describing one who does not want anyone to poop in his/her mouth.

Person 1”Yeah I don’t know why he didn’t want me to poop in his mouth yesterday@
Person 2”yeah he’s defiantly poophobic

by WABIT12321 October 20, 2021

Protophysics

Proto means "before", therefore protophysics is the study of things that comes before physics.

Protophysics, physics and metaphysics are the holy trinity of existence.

by Thalaman December 24, 2023