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Carbon Proton Synthesiser

More commonly referred to as a CPS, this ingenious contraption imprints a smiley face on the protons of a carbon atom using a high-powered laser. (see Hydro-lithium-demerol-amal-nitrate uranium scrupulator)
Once the protons have been imprinted, one droplet of the atoms produces enough energy to power New York for 3 days.
Damn, we're running out of energy, if only we had 1 droplet of Carbon atoms that had been Synthesised by a CPS.

Apollo Proton Cancer Centre 

APCC has a fully integrated treatment suite that offers the most advanced treatment in surgical, radiation and medical procedures. True to the Apollo Pillars of Expertise and Excellence, the Centre brings together a powerful team of clinicians renowned globally in cancer care.
Apollo Proton Cancer Centre (APCC) is the first and only proton therapy centre in South Asia and Middle East and it is India's first JCI accredited Cancer hospital.

The Proton Pack 

The sexual act of shotgunning smoke or vapor up the "backdoor" then immediately slamming a plug or member in behind it to keep said gas static in the colon to absorb rectally.
"MY new girl is wild! She wanted me to use the proton pack on her last night!"
The Proton Pack by kobater3 May 23, 2023

anti proton bomb

The final weapon of closing act per say of 20th Century Boys basically a big bomb
At the end of the series an anti proton bomb nearly destroyed the world
anti proton bomb by Offensive April 24, 2024

catfish protocol 

The act of cutting the fishing line rather than having to deal with the physical handling of a catfish.
When it seemed clear that it was a catfish on the line, Scotty did the right thing by following the "Catfish Protocol" and cutting the line.

Fight protocol 

an accepted or established code of conduct or behavior couples may engage in during an argument or disagreement.
Jamar and I got into again last night before things got heat we set up a fight protocol.