Proton Pump

The pump of a penis so small it barely goes a centimeter

Oh my god Becky, Devon was proton pumping me last night.

by PumpMASTER3000 October 11, 2021

Proton Pumper

One who proton pumps

Omg Denis I had no idea Devon was a proton pumper

by PumpMASTER3000 October 12, 2021

Proton Pack

THC/NICOTINE vapor exhaled into the rectum orally by one partner, immediately followed by a plug, either synthetic or organic, promoting absorption through the rectal membrane for an expedient and euphoric intense buzz/high for the receiving partner.

Fuckin’ proton packed my girl last night. She was dizzy buzzin’, bruh.

by Countess Squirt’n’girth May 23, 2023

proton

1. Protein
2. A protein shake

1. Man cottage cheese has a lot of protons
2. I'll be at the gym in a sec just brewing a proton

by PhoenixWings February 21, 2018

Proton

A car I would never ever be seen in. The Satria GTI is a weak excuse for a performance car, regardless of its Lotus underpinnings. People who own one and drive like it has poke are fags. A pushbike has more street-cred than anything bearing a Proton badge.

A: "Hey, I just bought a Proton Satria GTI"

B: "Are you serious?"

A: "It's tuned by lotus and has Recaro seats!"

B: "It's a chat car. I'd rather walk, you sad wanker"

by E46M3 October 18, 2008

proton

A car manufacturing company which produces low quality cars at a high price. Only exists because of government protection in applying huge taxes on foreign cars. Slowly losing ground to superior travelling vehicles with better reliability, excellent customer support in comparison and better quality, known as "Odocoileus hemionus" or more commonly refered to as "donkey".

P - pathetic
R - ridiculous
O - outrageous
T - type
O - of
N - name

by Oldfoot June 20, 2005

Protinated

To have just consumed a protein drink; To feel revitalized by protein. "This stuffs makes me feel protinated"

"This stuffs makes me feel protinated"
"I feel completley protinated"
"My muscles feel protinated"

by Tanku May 28, 2007