processees

A way to say the plural form of processes that some dooooosh made up.

Those are a lot of processees just to do one thing.

by teeter1122 November 9, 2013

professional mistress

An upscale prostitue who services a small number of men (usually executives) on a regular, long-term basis in exchange for them contributing to her financial well being. Each man may call on her anytime on his regular day (eg. 1st & 3rd Tuesdays). If he needs her for a Friday,Saturday or other days, additional negotiations are necessary.

I could never be a protitute - having to hustle for johns and taking risks, but being a professional mistress is great because I am in control of who I see and when, and the guys I pick really take good care of me.

by myplayfulvixen October 25, 2007

Professory

Someone who is "like" a professor.
A professor type personality.

"Dude, my dad just gave me the talk. His lectures make him sound so professory."

by Fishys December 13, 2009

professor venomous

the hot purple scientist from OK K.O.

“Professor Venomous! I like him cause he’s level -7, and because he’s purple!”

by helpimgonnaeatacookie June 6, 2020

Professor Chaos

Made Famous by South Park's Butters, Professor Chaos is arguably the most feared super villain of all time

Boy Howdy, Am i sure afraid of Professor chaos

by professorchaos1 November 25, 2010

Professor oakin

When a mentor sends you on a journey so he can bang your single mother

Almight is straight up professor oakin deku

by Saugy_are_died March 10, 2020

pulling a Professor Gates

Breaking into one's own home.

Dude, I locked my keys inside the house and couldn't get inside! I ended up pulling a Professor Gates.

by KBLI August 26, 2009