cloud productiveness

Being productive by blowing clouds excessively via Vape

Girl: what are you up to?
Boy: vaping
Girl: very productive I see
Boy : yeah, cloud productiveness

by Cloudygirl December 27, 2018

Productive

Doing something good/helpful Either in an angry or not angry manner

Can you be productive!

by Xtreme March 25, 2020

Productive procrastination

Productive procrastination is efficiently accomplishing everything except for the thing that you most need to do.

I need to write this term paper but before I get started on that I should work out, go grocery shopping, do the laundry, do my readings for the week, and check Facebook... Productive procrastination.

by Valiant Chinchilla January 22, 2014

semi-productive procrastination

(noun) what you do when you don't feel like working but aren't procrastinating either. instead, you're being semi-productive regarding what you should be doing. instead of doing your work, you're doing something related to it but completely unnecessary.

also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate.

also: (adj.) a semi-productive procrastinator.

DIFFERENT than productive procrastination because you're NOT being fully productive with random things other than your work, nor are you being fully productive with your actual job.
rather, you ARE being somewhat kinda productive towards what you should be doing (but aren't).

similar to quasimultislacking but not exactly.

friend: "i'm working on that current events assignment for tomorrow, how 'bout u?"
semi-productive procrastinator: "yeah me too! i've spent the past 20 minutes trying out different fonts."
friend: "that semi-productive procrastination will be the thing that brings your GPA down."

by effyes September 25, 2010

Productivity Addict

A person who is addicted to gadgets, hacks, websites, and tools that could — in theory — make life more productive.

Kevin Rose is such a productivity addict, he owns so many gadgets and reads too many blogs.

by hackaddict December 15, 2008

produmptive

Doing something productive while taking a dump; a way of multitasking on the toilet

Dude 1: get the fuck outta the bathroom man, its been an hour!!
Dude 2: dude chill the fuck out... im being produmptive, im almost done with this paper

by j-rod-deezy May 14, 2007

Productive fart

You know. Sort of like a productive cough, except the other end. 'Nuff said.

I had a bad productive fart this morning.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003