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Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons

Archimedes' Principle of watermelons states that any watermelon juice which is absorbed by a marshmallow will make the marshmallow heavier and wetter and better tasting.

Modernly made famous by Tom Willett in his tutorial on how to eat a Watermelon.
Bob:"Can you explain Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons to me, Tom Willett?"
Tom:"When you combine a marshmallow and watermelon, and you spoon it around in the juices of watermelon and then you take it out you will notice that the marshmallow has taken on some of the properties of the watermelon; it is more pinkish-redish in appearance, and wetter."
Bob:"Thanks! I finally understand it."
by TheWerepyreKing February 28, 2013
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Booty Principle

It is okay to flake on plans with friends, or take sides in argument when those actions lead to getting booty
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Princing

(Verb) Ditching a friend or a group of friends in order to go talk to go flirt with people.
Matt: Where the hell is he going?
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A dickhead who thinks he's the fucking principal.
Sit down, steve, i want to talk to you...i am the vice principal
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Principal

principal: "well joe, i will have to call your parents because that is what the board tells me is the correct procedure although you only threw a snowball at a wall. Snowballs are VERY dangerous according to the board.

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the guy who abuses you and makes you sit in his office and hates you down to your soul. He also wants to overthrow the principal in charge and make your life a living hell.
The vice principal beat billy with a paddle today.
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Fresh Princin It

Just chillin out maxin, and relaxin all cool
"Aye what you doin fam?"

"Shit, just Fresh Princin It at the hut.."
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