A brunette Ariel that actually knows how to use a fork.
Hair is also freakishly amazing; jury is still out on if she sacrificed a hobo for it.
Doesnt wear uggs. She wears flip flops because clothes and shoes are prisons for our bodies.
(And we love her for it)
Hair is also freakishly amazing; jury is still out on if she sacrificed a hobo for it.
Doesnt wear uggs. She wears flip flops because clothes and shoes are prisons for our bodies.
(And we love her for it)
Princess Sandalwood has hair that rapunzel would've lost sleep over.
If Sarge ticks Princess Sandalwood off one more time im 99% sure she will curse his lego sets; and im here for it.
Princess Sandalwood>Ariel
If Sarge ticks Princess Sandalwood off one more time im 99% sure she will curse his lego sets; and im here for it.
Princess Sandalwood>Ariel
by A Minnesotan June 19, 2019
Get the Princess Sandalwood mug.This position is used to show your girl you truly adore her with a little surprise right as you put it in.
The following steps define this sex position:
1. Don’t be sloppy on the job and forget to warm her up first!
2. When the time is nigh, flip her over on her belly, legs together, with a pillow of sorts under her pelvis to prop her ass up without any strain on her part. She should also be resting on her forearms (this will be important for the defining bit of this position)
3. Then, as she can’t see you, grab the ice cream, cupcake, mochi, or another of her favorite deserts that you’ve hidden close by, and right as you enter her, simultaneously bring the dessert into her line of sight.
4. As you slowly fuck her, spoon feed her the desert so that she doesn’t even have to lift a finger.
5. You’ve succeeded if she doesn’t have to do any work as you put delightful things in various holes.
Extra credit if you have the core strength to massage her clit with your free hand.
The following steps define this sex position:
1. Don’t be sloppy on the job and forget to warm her up first!
2. When the time is nigh, flip her over on her belly, legs together, with a pillow of sorts under her pelvis to prop her ass up without any strain on her part. She should also be resting on her forearms (this will be important for the defining bit of this position)
3. Then, as she can’t see you, grab the ice cream, cupcake, mochi, or another of her favorite deserts that you’ve hidden close by, and right as you enter her, simultaneously bring the dessert into her line of sight.
4. As you slowly fuck her, spoon feed her the desert so that she doesn’t even have to lift a finger.
5. You’ve succeeded if she doesn’t have to do any work as you put delightful things in various holes.
Extra credit if you have the core strength to massage her clit with your free hand.
So we were doing The Princess (sex position), right, because it was our anniversary and all, and then get this, she spits out the ice cream in the middle of it, tells me I got the wrong kind, and that if I want to continue I'll have to go back to the store and return with her other favorite flavor.
by agr3.14 May 24, 2018
Get the The Princess (sex position) mug.When a girl is deluded in thinking that she is a 'princess' & everyone else--such as her friends, family, & peers, are of secondary or little importance.
I wonder if Paris Hilton still suffers from the princess syndrome after her grandfather claimed that he's changing his will & no longer leaving his children & grandchildren his riches but rather, donating them to charity.
by catfight12 January 8, 2009
Get the princess syndrome mug.though there is no relevant explanation of the missings of a queen shardra, princess of shards is the begining of a SPRACTACULAR era. well known niece of the king of shards aka big daddy fat sacks. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PAPA SHARD! princess shardra maintains a very envious lifestyle just by the simple fact she never slacks on life just because she is highly blessed with the BEST shards. princess shardra is known for her beauty, sense of humor, communications excellency, and her ability to stay fully sharded...NO PAYMENT NECESSARY.
princess shardra is a surburbia sweetheart, soccer mom, that enjoys a little picker upper other than starbucks to help her get her goin. seems perfect in every way.... AND IS
by princess shardra March 5, 2011
Get the princess shardra mug.When blonde and blue eyed white girls look to see if their great great grand mother was part of some native american tribe. Then they go around saying that they are part native, even though they might not even have enough blood line to get a native blood card. They also never took part in their tribes cultural heritage until they found out they were "1/32" native, then becoming obsessive they search and learn as much as they can. Often natives despise them, as they are fake, wanna be white girls that want to be brown, powerful princesses of the earth. Also, they try to take grant and scholarship money that is allocated to the Native American minority population.
That white girl you know who is privileged and burns sage over her textbooks ever new semester. = American Indian Princess syndrome
by nottawhitegirl May 25, 2012
Get the American Indian Princess syndrome mug.1)People who suffer from the need to be waited on hand and foot.
2)People who want what they want and want it now.
2)People who want what they want and want it now.
by Shannon McNamara March 4, 2009
Get the Princess syndrome mug.Euphemism for your penis that you will only understand if a woman made you watch "How to lose a guy in 10 days".
by Ben August 22, 2003
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