petrol nazi

a tightass on petrol. will say half a tank of petrol "wont be enough" to last them 2 days when they can't be fucked giving you a lift anywhere

hus: "Terry take me to maccas"

Terry: "Ive got 1/2 a tank till wednesday dude sorry"

hus: "Its a 30 second trip you fucken petrol nazi!"

by some cunt called hus October 12, 2008

Highway Petroleum

1) The words that an incompetent person will say when they are actually referring to a local law enforcement agency formally know as the "Highway Patrol"

2) An incorrect reference to a law enforcement entity made by confusing the meaning and context of the two unrelated terms "petroleum" and "patrol"

3) A grammatical error made by a person who is inept at speaking english properly.

ida made it out der to nikki's pig pickin if hadint got pulled by dem dangonn highway petroleum

by imsohott69 August 29, 2010

Petroc

Worst name for a college ever.

Used to be North Devon College.

Girl: You go to 'Petroc'??? I'd rather kill myself...

by zog99 March 17, 2010

Petropia Stevens

A cross between an exotic desert-like plant and Anthony Hopkins in the film The Remains of The Day.

Hey, What’s Up petropia Stevens?!?!?

by smutmonger69 February 5, 2019

Jackson Petroll

A futbol player in New Zealand, known for only scoring goals on his own team.

Man did you hear about Marcos, he pulled a real Jackson Petroll.

by Brennan and the pussycats January 3, 2016

Petros

One of the only genuinely nice people on earth. Can be annoying but we love him anyway. He seems like nothing now but give him time and he will rise above all and he will blossom, becoming a great lover and father.

Petros is a fucken top quality lad

by BigBoy Steven July 25, 2018

Petrolsexual

A Hot Roder that perfers spending time with His car more than his woman.

Petrolsexual: When burning gas means more than chassing ass.

by MannyZX May 16, 2010