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Every man has a shotgun in their undercarriage. It has one barrel, but it can be filled with two types of ammo, urine or sperm. When a man shoots out sperm from his shotgun before sex or before 2 minutes into sex, he has prematurely ejaculated. It is one of the most embarrassing things a man can endure. Don't do it.
Premature ejaculation is a word too often connected with sex. Fight the battle against premature ejaculation today! Viva la revolution
by Andrew Shea August 25, 2004
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To jettison your bombs before the misson has been completed
BOMBS AWAY!
Damn it joe thats the fifth time today, you damn premature ejaculation master
by Drue B December 26, 2006
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When a boy (specifically a certain pastor's kid) can not keep his cum in his cock and does his shit way too early.
Ben: "Shit I cummed"
Girl: Uhhh we were just kissing
by Phil Robinson May 14, 2004
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Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.
Rocker 1:
*tilts guitar a bit*
"GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen."

Rest of band:
"C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."
by mr.grey January 21, 2009
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Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.
"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"
by Richard Black August 18, 2006
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when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in
"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"
by Josh May 3, 2004
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when a male (mainly one who wears "mighty whities") lets out sperm befor having intercourse or way befor the girl has an orgasm
she dumped me b/c i am a premature ejaculator and i didnt please her
by dre dre August 20, 2004
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