It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant by QuacksO January 4, 2020

pregnant silence 

The sort of silence you get when someone's fucked.

Alice: Okay, our final project's due tomorrow. Can I see your half?
Bob: ...I didn't do it.
*Pregnant silence*

pregnant silence by lukebn July 27, 2010

Pregnant slut

A girl that, while 8 or 9 months pregnant, will swallow multiple loads of spunk from different men and often let them film it.

Guy 1: Katie is such a pregnant slut!
Guy 2: I know! She swallowed my cum!
Guy 1: She swallowed mine as well! There was so much!

Pregnant slut by The Biggest Load August 27, 2022

pregnant sonic 

what occured before the bible, and is depicted in many modern day artworks

i heard theres a new image of pregnant sonic in the art museum

pregnant sonic by maxerella March 10, 2021

Freaky pregnant slut 

A pregnant woman that still loves to be used in a rough way by strangers or multiple guys. Many men fantasize about fucking and deep throating a pregnant woman.

She may have a boyfriend or husband that enjoys her still being used by men. The session may be recorded to show the partner at a later date.

A freaky pregnant slut is extremely open minded and enjoys fulfilling the fantasies and needs of guys who have this fetish . Doing whatever the guy wants from spanking to cum swallowing.

I'm meeting this freaky pregnant slut tomorrow, I'm going to use her all night .

Freaky pregnant slut by Knwyrstuff March 30, 2019

pregnant sex 

Having sex with pregnant women up to delivery.

Tyrone didn't have to ask the dr. if it was safe to continue sex during pregnancy because he knew other couples who had sex within a few hours of delivery. In fact, with Brie Ann's quints, he claims he broke her water with his final, ejaculating thrust. A nurse in the delivery room claimed there was semen on the face of the first out.

pregnant sex by Richard Black May 7, 2005

Pregnant Susan

noun: a generic term for a person who has an awkwardly placed adipose deposit on their lower stomach, as to simulate a pregnancy; a generic term for a girl who is just plain fat; a pejorative term for a person who is acting like a fatty

Cole: "I feel like such a jerk. I just asked that lady when she was due and she turned out to be a pregnant susan."

A.J: "Hey look guys, we can go eat at that table by the window."
Sheila: "Oh, it looks like there's somebody there."
A.J: "Well, that's okay we can go eat with them."
Juanes: "Oh HELL NO. Look at those flabby chins. No way am I eating dinner next to a pregnant susan."

Alexis: "You guys really want to take the subway seven blocks? Stop being a bunch of pregnant susans, we can all manage to walk that far."

Pregnant Susan by The Queen of Lichtenstein January 15, 2010