preacher guards

An elite guard that protect preachers from any hostility.
Will attack the protester if the protester uses physical force on a preacher.
So if you are triggered that a preacher is hating on you for being a lgbt, just walk away because any sudden movement from you will set the guard or guards off.

The preacher guards are rarely found in anti lgbt movements because of their aggressiveness.

by The def master November 8, 2019

Preacher-Man

during rear-entry coitus (doggy-style)--most typically unprotected intercourse where the receiving party (the "catcher") has either inferred or implicitly stated that the "preacher" refrains from filling him/her with their "holy water", the person doing the penetration, upon reaching an orgasm shouts:

"SHAZAM! YOU'VE-UH BEEN-UH HEALED MY CHILD!"

note: emphasis should be placed on the usage of a southern accent and a quick (but hard) push onto the head of the "church goer" upon yelling "Shazam!"

variants include: "going televaginalist" , "pulling a preacher", "going preacher" or "baptist"

Preacher: "dude, me and Sharon were screwing last night and I so pulled a Preacher-Man on her...she got so pissed because she told me she wasn't on the pill anymore"

"so, I heard you screwed Sharon, as soon as you two got back together...(?)"

Preacher: "Yeah, man, I so went televaginalist on that @$$"

"Oh, word?"

Preacher: "totally...she still has a sore neck. I think I gave her whiplash...but luckily she isn't mad at me anymore."

by MADAOXCHAN July 18, 2009

Preacher Rape

What Catholic priest do to little boys

"I would love to preacher rape that Valero girl."
"Dude that's sick as fuck."

by Hdjfkf January 27, 2019

Preacher's Hands

Often manicured, clean, soft, and free of scars, callouses, or any other evidence of actual labor, preacher's hands indicate a life of idle preaching.

"That Habitat for Humanity recruiter was full of shit. How can he claim to build anything? He's got total preacher's hands."

"My boss says he knows how to fix a car, but have you seen his preacher's hands? The only fixing he can do is with a credit card."

by Charmingly Grouchy June 29, 2010

preacher cuff

Hateful Man. Person who pretends to be your buddy, then puts a knife or some time bomb bullshit in your brain.

This preacher cuff hook me
How so?
He told me he was yours.

by OhThisGuy21 October 22, 2017

Preacher cookie

A cookie you give your children, when you want them to go outside and not come back in until your parents are done doing the nasty.

“Kids come get your preacher cookie, you know what time it is!”

by Emjay bongsweed January 6, 2024

Preacher’s Daughter

Album of the century, released by Ethel Cain.

Preacher’s Daughter was so good!

by Suhduhfuuhuh April 28, 2025