popsicle

A girl who is ice cold on the outside and has a stick rammed up her ass on the inside.

"My girlfriend is such a popsicle - when I told her that my mom died, she laughed then went to work for 12 hours."

by Hank Thompkins January 9, 2009

posiden's kiss

(Noun) When the gravitational force of falling feces into a toilet causes a splash that touches the butthole of the person defecating. This is often super uncomfortable for the victim, although it has not yet been linked with any cases of PTSD. Simple precautions to avoid this displeasure include placing a couple preliminary pieces of toilet paper into the bowl prior to egestion.

On while on the toilet, John felt posiden's kiss and vomitted ever so slightly in his mouth.

by Jcrapper62 July 20, 2017

Floridian Popsicle

Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it

My girlfriend did a Floridian Popsicle

by Texas slap fest March 11, 2015

Popsicle streak

A Popsicle streak is a form of a sport in which someone would eat a large amount of popsicles usually completing a certain amount

Kyle was doing a Popsicle streak today and ate like 20 popsicles

by ItIsDenfinitlyNotMe April 28, 2017

pausin

It’s a dunk in nba 2k where you grab the rebound and run out and turn back to get a contact dunk animation
-created by the 2k center : Pausin

Bill: I’m bouta do a pausin on this center in the paint

by Dyn August 16, 2021

glazed popsicle

The act of when a penis is covered by feces,and semen and someone is brutally forced to eat it

Taylor had gave me a glazed popsicle last night.

by qpl January 30, 2015

eskimo popsicle

a frozen log of poo used as a dildo

she said she needed more excitement so i pulled the eskimo popsicle out of the freezer and fucked her til it melted.

by peppypip May 6, 2010