Poutine Fries

Poutine Fries is slang for ejaculating onto feces that was released accidentally following an emphatic bout of anal sex. Specifically, as the male pulls out and is about to release, the recipient's bowels accidentally begin to move. However, as the male has already begun to ejaculate, the result is semen-covered feces. This is said to resemble poutine fries, the French Canadian dish of French Fries covered in gravy and mayonnaise.

Julian pulled out following some tenacious anal, but had already started to bust when his girl accidentally started to shit. Poutine Fries was on the menu that night.

by The Invisible Can January 18, 2013

Pouring Tea

is a condition in which the sufferer has frequent watery, loose bowel movements after a long night of drinking heavily. In College Life , pouring tea is the most common cause of death among unsuspecting roommates, killing more than 1.5 million per year. Also Commonly known as pissing out your asshole.

After a long night of drinking red bull and vodka Mac was pouring tea all over his roommates bathroom.

by Nicholas M. September 14, 2006

pouring 4

It means that you be sipping on lean/dirty sprite/purple drank

''u be pouring 4? u bout to get dizzy

by Ice Beam December 28, 2017

Poudini

The poop that doesn't give you the satisfaction of observing it in the toilet when you're done.

I was on the shitter for 10 minutes and when I was done I looked down and there was nothing! I'd been Poudini'd.

by Ryboflavin Earl June 6, 2011

poring

A sad little jelly-like monster that is amazingly still not on the extinction list due to frequent mass murders done by Novices on Ragnarok Online. But they're secretly planing, for a day when everyone least suspects it, to gang up on all players and kill everyone!

Novice: Liek Die you fcuking poring! *pokes*

Poring: >=3 *eats Novice*

Novice: AHH IT BURNS!! ...

by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004

Pourn

1. a false past participle of pour, spoken among ill-educated ignoramuses who habitually participate in incestuous orgies.

2. a false spelling variation of porn, often spelt among Yanks who attempt to give a British façade (note the -our).

Person 1: Have you ever pourn a glass of puréed penis upon your penis?
Person 2: Pourn?! Do you prod your johnny up your sister’s cunt?

Person 1 on MSN: Lol! I am looking at pourn.
Person 2 on MSN: Pourn?! Lol! You’re a stupid Yank!

by Tbl Cyka June 22, 2009

Poutine queen

Used primarily in Canada, poutine queen refers to a gay male who is primarily attracted to French Canadian men.

Call me a poutine queen if you will, but that André Boisclair is quite a dish!

by Adam Hawkins August 30, 2008