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Pothole Roulette

When driving along roads where it is impossible to avoid all of the potholes, Pothole Roulette is trying to miss the deep ones.

Common in the UK.
Sue: What happened to your tyre dude?
Bod: I was drivin' home and got tagged in pothole roulette!
Sue: You're gonna need a new alloy as well.
by roynotmoss July 4, 2010
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Swedish Pothole

A dark and dreary gaped-out asshole caused by the repeated anal penetration of a large penis; typically a Swedish one.
"Denise take it in the ass so much, bitch got a Swedish Pothole!"
by The Yeppa April 15, 2010
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pothole

pothead + asshole = pothole
martin is such a stupid pothole
by lindsay21221 August 22, 2007
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potholes in your lawn

Missing or misaligned teeth; a jacked up grill, esp. as the result of being punched in the mouth. A reference to the De La Soul song "Potholes in My Lawn".
If you don't shut up I'm finda put some potholes in your lawn.
by chrissypants August 17, 2006
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pittsburgh pothole

The act of ejaculating into your own, or anothers beellybutton.
guy 1:When i jacked off today i totally pittsburgh potholed myself.

guy 2: STFU you nasty peice of shit!
by basketballp1mp May 31, 2010
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Michigan Pothole

When your customer and/or employer (both typically in Michigan) collect lots of information about you and outsource scamming you to Indian call centers, local police, and the judiciary system. Typically executed over the holidays, the after math tends to drag on till the next half of the year.
Dude 1 (typically a recipient of the scam steals): Bro, how was your Christmas vacation this year? I went to Hawaii, Mexico , Arizona and Maui! I celebrated christmas with my family - I had great dinners - I had bacon and steak and cake! it was awesome!

Dude 2: It sucked man, I got stuck in a Michigan Pothole... I even peed myself in my pants on the street before I could get out...
Dude 1: ohhhh duuuuuude.... shiiiiiiit..... reallyyyyyyy??? ooooh thats toooo baaaad.... you should've gone to Hawaii, Mexico, Arizona and Maui !
by ud_i2 June 2, 2018
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Louisiana Pothole

Did she just give you a “Louisiana Pothole”?
by BigDaddyTank57 December 8, 2018
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