A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously. The giver feels similar to Tom Cruise.
Hey mom, u wanna help me out with this porter blump?
I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho
That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit.
I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho
That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit.
by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009
Get the Porter Blump mug.Aaron Porter was the president of the UK NUS from 2010-2011 during the period of huge student protest. He basically declaimed the protests without thought, then supported them without actually helping at all, then took credit for actions he had actually impeded. He referred to himself as "dithering" during this time. He then proceded to make nice with the Labour party with the intention of, like most NUS presidents past, seamlessly transitioning into a role as an MP. To do an Aaron Porter is then to be a totally ineffective political liberal careerist who wouldn't know politics if it beat him up.
by Alain Badiou April 30, 2011
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Jenn Porter
A homosapien of the sub-genre "Ginger". See "Ginger" for more info. Though displaying the physical appearance of a "Ginger" they are far less creepy and quite possibly have a soul. Most Jenn Porters are female and surprisingly attractive.
A homosapien of the sub-genre "Ginger". See "Ginger" for more info. Though displaying the physical appearance of a "Ginger" they are far less creepy and quite possibly have a soul. Most Jenn Porters are female and surprisingly attractive.
Dude 1: Dang, did you see that Ginger walk by. I didn't even get the shivers or feel cold inside.
Dude 2: Dude, that wasn't a Ginger, that was a Jenn Porter. And she was cute!
Dude 2: Dude, that wasn't a Ginger, that was a Jenn Porter. And she was cute!
by HealthJunkie1991 August 11, 2009
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Get the hunter porter mug.You get like 3 minutes of locker time and get marked tardy if your late even if it’s because your locker is jammed. And your constantly being marked late because the busses come late all the time for drop off and than you get home late cuz they come late to pick you up. The students are so tired and bored of being basically under lock down 247 that they just talk about each other and spread rumors and due to the school being so small a rumor can go from 1st grade to 8th grade in a day. The bathrooms are gross and the food IS DISGUSTING so many kids have found hair in their food it’s vile. The teacher are unnecessarily strict and ALWAYS talking about students with the ladies at the front desk, the teachers gossip MORE than the students so, like a couple of teenagers. This school is NOT traditional it’s a breeding ground for self-esteem issues and unfairness.
by The honest anonymous August 19, 2019
Get the Mary G porter traditional school mug.A crafted photograph of an individual. The image must be an experience of the person telling a story and giving the viewer information about the person. Shopping mall photo stores rarely take the time to create a portrait. Those businesses make template shots of humans. They all look the same, but people are not!
Jim had known Melody for years. He knew everything about her. Over time he created a portrait of her in his mind that he was ready to develop.
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