Portuguese Breakfast

To pour Egg-Beaters (trademarked)onto a vagina and procede to beat it with a flyswatter.

After i gave her a portuguese breakfast i quit my job at denny's

by robert wadkins December 19, 2006

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

When a woman gives a man head in the morning after a night of sex.

We went at it all night and in the morning she wanted more so I served up a little portuguese breakfast.

by kevin mcshane December 28, 2005

Portugese Breakfast

The process of doing the a guy/girl up the ass then getting poo on your dick then covering it in peanut butter and making the girl/guy eat it.

Phil gave me a portugese breakfast last night and i loved it

by Jkwon756565 May 17, 2006

Portuguese Breakfast

The process of taking a shit on a womans chest

Wife: Baby why are you resting your arse cheeks on my breasts.
Husband: Thought you could use a good portuguese breakfast

by dobberdaw May 21, 2009

Portuguese Breakfast

The act of making a fried egg and putting it a dick / vagina and the partner licking it

Man 1- Last night i had a Portuguese Breakfast

Man 2- Excuse me, What?

by icantdecidemyusername February 11, 2024

Porutuguese Breakfast

What do you think it is you dirty minded human being?
It’s a breakfast made with Portuguese people

Jake: “is there anything to eat here”
Samuel: “well, the locals here sell their friends as breakfast, they call it a Porutuguese Breakfast”

by Captain_Dizzy_Starz (im onYT) October 20, 2021

portugese breakfest

when you crack an egg in a girls vagina and uses a egg beater to scramble it around

claudia: GIVE ME A PORTUGESE BREAKFEST
eric: sounds good to me
*eric gets some kitchen utensils*
claudia: oh no were all out of EGGS
*they both run to the store*
then they had a good night

by wtyerghf July 29, 2006