Friar Portal

A homework "website" where teachers post homework, projects and notes. Most teachers don't use it and when you do need something of the Portal its usually down. In general the Friar Portal sucks.

Check the Friar Portal when you get home

by ButtsexMcGee October 18, 2012

Crotch Portal

The portal into which Squoosh enters via Jade Puget's crotch in AFI's "Girls Not Grey" music video.

Hey! Squoosh just entered the crotch portal!

by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006

Portal Slap

Killing an enemy (i.e. Halo 2) using a portal.

Dude, I just portal slapped that bitch.

by *xXx* April 4, 2007

Sausage Portal

A term you give to someone you dislike; normally insinuating that they are a homosexual.

Dude you are such a sausage portal.

by Kyle Rokehh January 12, 2011

Dream Portal

a strategy used in minecraft speedrunning where you use a single bucket to create a nether portal. invented by Cscuile.

Today I learned how to make a Dream Portal.

by icecream222 March 3, 2021

Portal 2

The second game in the Portal series set to release in February 9, 2011 by game company Valve.

Guy 1: Man, I can't wait til Halo Reach comes out. I'm going to play it for years!

Guy 2: Psh, Halo. I'm going to be playing Portal 2.

by Nintendeon August 25, 2010

el portal

place in florida. anyone who sees an el portal police car while driving, even if they are not driving in el portal, immidiately slams on their brakes without paying attention to any other driver around them.

south florida driver: o no a cop from el portal aaaahhaaaarrraaaaa!!(slams on brakes)

Krazy Karl: its ok dude im pretty sure hes off duty, and were in the middle of pembroke pines.

someone who thinks they know everything: you know...they can still pull you over

by white cash October 20, 2006