portable ego

One of your friends that you keep around to make yourself look and feel better. The person is typically less attractive, funny, and intelligent than you are. They are always available to hang out and will go anywhere with you, hence portable. A mobile ego boost.

On bad hair days, I make sure to go out with my portable ego.
My portable ego came in very handy last night at the bar.

by evyg May 27, 2009

Portable Potty Lotty

The time when someone stands in front of a row of portable toilets or "Johns" and must gamble on which one seems the most sanitary. This is much like a "lottery" which is why it is referred to as a "Portable Potty Lotty".

Mary really had to play the Portable Potty Lotty when she approached the concerts portable toilets. She ended up winning by selecting the one toilet that had not been defecated in.

Gary lost the Portable Potty Lotty because as he stepped into his portable toilet he released a loud shriek. He exited with poo all over his pants and shoes. Poor gary, maybe next time you'll win the Portable Potty Lotty.

by The True Shannigan August 18, 2009

Portable Sidepiece

A sidepiece who is ok with and even happy to be your sidepiece even when you break up with your main piece. A portable sidepiece has no aspirations to be your primary relationship and will remain with you through multiple primary relationships.

Person A: I broke up with my boyfriend.

Person B: So your side piece is gonna be your main now?
Person A: No, he is a portable sidepiece, I can take him with me to the next relationship.

by BlacknessComfirmed August 15, 2022

Portable Vagina

is one's masturbating hand. Like a vagina on the go. Originates from Bronx, New York.

-On a three week long Roadtrip-

Jack: Wow, haven't fucked a girl in forever.

Bob: Time to bust out the 'ol portable vagina, if you catch my drift.

by Vendetta150 February 22, 2010

Portable Sandwich Fabricator

Your hands.

I'm feeling like a sandwich, I got beef and bread, instead of asking my woman, I'll just use my hands instead.

Portable Sandwich Fabricator: enjoy it.

by defusious January 24, 2009

Portable Party

A Large Cooler with Wheels,ice and Alcholic Beverages to be consumed on the go at various parties.

I drank way to much beer last night out of my portable party cooler.

by Addizle Hambizzle August 11, 2009

Portable Gaming Region

The second biggest website/blog dedicated solely to mobile games and handheld gaming (the first one being Pocket Gamer). It has a pretty bad reviews section (it gets updated rarely), but excellent indie support, which is why it's adored by so many in the industry. It's often abbreviated to "PGR".

- Hey, did you know Dave made a mobile game?

- If it's a paid one, he should submit it to Portable Gaming Region; those guys will surely feature him.

by Jesus touched me May 15, 2013