When daddy can't afford college, and you just got fired from McDonalds, you can default to being a pornstar. Insecure about your body? Who cares?! People have fetishes for that and will beat their meat like it's pizza dough to you. They might even pay!
Noun. The condition found in anyone who likes to dirtytalk during sex, but lacks the ability and/or creativity to verbalize complete sentences, making themselves sound like a pornstar with Tourette's syndrome.
She wanted me to talk dirty to her, but I could only say stuff like, "Cock fuck! Lick Suck! Pussy!!!!" Its not my fault! I have pornstar tourettes, don't expect me to fuck you and tell you a story, too.
Me: what happened to <insert thot>? No new scenes for months already and her twitter is gone.
Bro: just another drive-bypornstar, dude.
Me: damn, she was so hot...