piggy porker

This is one who frequently has sex with the unattractive or promiscuous.

Ben Dover was a great piggy porker who would do it with anything breathing.

by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

Pig porker

A pig porker is one who has sex with unattractive partners.

Juan was so horny he decided to become a pig porker for the night!

by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2016

Pittsburgh Porker

An extremely difficult sexual maneuver involving two men and one woman (preferably easy to lift). To execute this daring move the men must position themselves on either side of the girl sitting "doggy style" and enter their peni into the mouth and the vaginal orifices. After this has been accomplished both of the men stand up, lift the girl up whilst their cocks are still in their respective places and rotate the girl like a pig roasting over a fire.

John: "Zach and Jay Pittsburgh porker 'ed some hoe last night."
Bill: "No way, that's intense."
John: "Yeah man."

by Colby maddog Smith April 04, 2008

Pittsburgh Porker

An extremely difficult sexual maneuver involving two men and one woman (preferably easy to lift). To execute this daring move the men must position themselves on either side of the girl sitting "doggy style" and enter their peni into the mouth and the vaginal orifices. After this has been accomplished both of the men stand up, lift the girl up whilst their cocks are still in their respective places and rotate the girl like a pig roasting over a fire.

John: "Zach and Jay Pittsburgh porker 'ed some hoe last night."
Bill: "No way, that's intense."
John: "Yeah man."

by Colby maddog Smith April 04, 2008

Pesky Porker

A police officer

Look at those pesky porkers waddle into Dunkin' Donuts!

by Victra March 07, 2009

Full Porker

The act of watching your wife fuck in a barn with several sweaty rednecks with their dicks doused in liquid pig fat

Alex watched the local farmers give his wife Oana a full porker yesterday
- Did you know that Lucia was given a full porker last night?

by BogusAnalus January 20, 2022

Tangy Porker

When you take your finger and rub it thoroughly into every crack,crevice and orifice on your body making sure that you`ve collected as much sweat and smell from the depths of the afore mentioned areas, afterwhich you take said finger and with one swift,firm motion wipe along the top lip(just under the nostrils) of the tool in question, leaving a very distinct and informative aroma multiplied in informativness if the said tool is sporting a moustache.

After deciding that Gregory had been a total twat the day before, Nigel,remembering that he hadn`t had a shower for about 2 days decided that a tangy porker was in order, especially as Gregory had elevated his toolness by sporting a moustache.

by JoBoomBoom May 22, 2009