polaroid pitcure

the way you are supposed to shake it.

"shake it like a polaroid picture"

by dreamerpunk101 October 15, 2003

Polaroid mania

Wasting copious amounts of expensive instant film like some kind of drug addict in the quest to get a photographic work of art out of a 40-year-old camera which was never designed to be much more than a handheld novelty to begin with. The quest is made nearly impossible by a relatively slow exposure and no tripod mount or cable release.

Symptoms of madness are closely related to the manic phase of bipolar disorder, and include fevered financial worry and strained ties to family and friends due to the hobby taking priority in the user's life.

User, waking in a caustic pile of spent peel-apart backings: "Jeezus Kodak! I just blew through $40 of instant film in two hours..."
Concerned friend: "Sounds like a brief episode of Polaroid mania. Say, have you ever heard of a digital camera?"
User: "Need_________more_________flashcubes..."

by JfromBMo June 7, 2011

polaroid boy

A friend or significant other of the male sex that can only be found in Polaroid pictures.

You’ll forever be my Polaroid boy

by KJ3100 June 19, 2021

Polaroid One-Step

That's what you get when you take the genes of a Polok, and the genes of a one- legged Mongoloid and merge them together.

" Oh shit Earny,that freekin' Polaroid One-step is raking leaves up in the tree.
(Ya gotta love those Polish jokes)!

by mavros April 29, 2006

polaroidaphoia

Fear of the brand polaroid,ranging from polaroid's dvd players to there tv's the only known cure for this phobia is to buy a polaroid brand tv and break it over the victims head while he/she eats a piece of lemon cake

Man she has a total polaroidaphoia

Yea i kno and the funny thing is thats the only brand of electronics her parents buy

by wolfwind March 11, 2009

Polaroid picture

A Polaroid picture is very common to SOME singers and come out of a camera

“Shake shake shake, shake it like a Polaroid picture” I got the skills (;

by Innocent girl May 10, 2018

Polaroid

Can be used as a metaphor/ figure of speech that describes the state that something was in witch usually can’t be changed, like a memory or a polaroid picture.

Actually, I don’t like to revisit my work afterwards. The game is what it is because I was who I was while I made it. It is like a Polaroid of yourself at one point in your life, you may want to change the picture, but it won’t change who you were.
-Quantic Dream Co-Founder David Cage

by anonymous January 1, 2019